YOU ARE CONTRACTUALLY OBLIGATED TO SHOVE-IT
Presented by Joey Give-Long-and-Prosper and the Federation of X-Treme Wrestling
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Show is 5 RP/300 words max.
Deadline is 11:59PM board time on March 31st.
Hotdog
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Quakkana
- vs -
Drunk Atty Dog House Match
Two dog houses are set up outside of the ring. You can only win when both of your opponents are trapped inside the dog houses.
Lil W
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Nefarious Scientist Ned Kaye Reverse Lumberjack Match
Various wrestlers are positioned inside of the ring and attempt to keep the competitors out. No countouts, but falls only count within the ring.
W.D. Dallas
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Christian Chaplin Silent Cinematic Match
Fought on an old timey movie set complete with trains and houses that are really just a large bit of wood that looks like the front of a house.
Jim Beam
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Scarf Quayson Fishbowl Match
The match takes place in a large glass tank with a single pipe pumping in a lot of water. The goal of the two competitors is to escape the tank as it slowly fills with water without breaking the glass. Two large fishnets are draped over opposite ends of the tank to provide a way to climb out.
Stipulation Shuffle Battle Royal Starts as a standard Over-the-Top Elimination Battle Royal. Every 3 minutes, a new stipulation is chosen from The Wheel and the new rules will apply to all competitors. Open to all who opted-in and even those who did not.
3 RP/500 words max.
Lightning Hands
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Cracker Seahouse (w/ Jim Braun) Winner by Pinnedfall
You can only win by being pinned by your opponent.
Korey X Smyth
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Neo Ryce Loser Stays in Town Match
The winner of the match will depart the FXW. The loser has to stay.
Professor Francis Sa'Tonn
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"Haterman" Vanny Line Pit Ladder Match
A briefcase containing a contract for ownership of the FXW is lowered to the bottom of a concerningly deep pit with multiple levels on the way down. Ladders will be available ringside to assist in navigating down the pit.
