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Posted by Bilbo Blumpkinz - 07-24-2018, 05:47 PM

Bilbo rolls into the room in his upgraded motorized scooter that he pimped since making X-Treme Title money. His rims are glowing and he has some wicked ground effects. Oh and 'draulics. The scooter lifts and drops like Ice Cube's '64 Impala. He rolls up to where Snow is laying on Dyson and watches for a minute, scooping handfuls of Cialis into his mouth as he watches. He turn his head and offers some to D-Bry, because they are definitely best friends. "Need some poppers, bro-heem? One of these hoes is gonna pass out eventually, and then I'mma fuck 'em." Bryan looks horrified. "What is the matter with you? That's sexual assault!" "Whoa whoa whoa, don't kink shame me bro! I'm sexually attracted to women who are unconscious, I was born this way, you can't judge me!" Bilbo scoops some more pills into his mouth like the sunshine from the Raisin Bran box. They all stand there for quite some time, watching as Snow keeps awkwardly demanding a three count from a referee who keeps trying to calmly explain that she isn't pinning a champion. Finally, after what seems like forever, Snow starts to snore like a 50 year old janitor with sleep apnea. Bilbo rolls forward, knocking her off of Madison and onto her own back, essentially kicking Dyson out of a pin that didn't really even need to exist anyway, and begins to unzip. "Nice."

Posted by Snow - 07-24-2018, 01:29 PM

Madison Dyson is at the arena, backstage in the lockerroom, preparing for her match with Jenny Myst, Madison's X-title on the line. A knock is heard at the door, and Madison calls for the visitor to hold on. When she stands, the visitor calls, "Message from Vinnie Lane. I've been appointed as XWF GM... and I've come to speak with you about the Xtreme title match tonight. May I come in?" Dyson replied, "Of course." The door opened and in walked this devilishly attractive dish of a man; Daniel: Hello, as you're probably aware, I'm Daniel Bryan. Cole: NERD!!! Madison: ....who's that? Daniel: Nevermind, he just follows me wherever I go. Anyway, I just wanted to meet you, as you're a champ here in XWF. Madison: I don't have time for your half-assed interview, half-pint!! Daniel: Oh, I'm not here for an interview-- [color=red]SWIFT KICK TO THE FACE!!!![/color Bryan drops her with a quick shot. Daniel follows up with an Albino Lock (Yes Lock), choking the life out of Maddy. He then stands and rips his suit off, showing a ref's t-shirt, as Snow steps into the scene. She carries two botles of beer. She hands one over to Daniel. "Boy howdy, you sure can whoop some ass right quick, I'mma tell ya!!" Snow pats DB on the shoulder. "Too bad you aren't REALLY GM, or floozies like this wouldn't be infestin' the roster like a buncha mites an' maggots!!! Hopefully this is the last time I have to try for this strap... and then? In honor ah yer return to DubbyaDubbya-E, I'mma do you one proud. I will NOT lose till I get tired of the damn thing and drop it for that big ol' pretty honkin' hunk ah gold and metal, the Universal Title! XD " Snow and Dan raise their beer bottles, clink them together, and have a swig. Madison slowly stands, and as she does, Snow swirls around and SMASHES the bottle over Dyson's skull, sending glass spreading across the floor. Dyson drops to her knees, then lies flat out across the ground... Snow pins her and Daniel-san counts it; 1..... 2..... .....???

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