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Posted by ALIAS - 05-27-2021, 11:20 PM
(05-27-2021, 01:13 PM)NorthKoreanWarCriminal Said: Bam!

All of a sudden a microphone appears in front of Alias' face.

Another! A third! A fourth!

"Alias! Alias! Over here! Alias!"

"Who said that? Jesus, is that you?"

"Alias! You're taking on Lycana in a double cage match this Sunday! How have you changed your workout regimen to climb not one but TWO cages?"

"Well, no, not really. I figure if I just give Lycana lots of owies, she'll be too hurt to climb and then I can take as long as I need to."

"Alias, have you thought about how you're getting to the Moon this Sunday? Have you considered fuel efficiency or style a bigger factor in your travel plans?"

"I was thinking some sort of cliché, mildly supernatural method. You know, the usual."

"ALIAS! WHO ARE YOU WEARING?!?"

"Well none yet, but Lycana’s gonna make a nice fur coat, don't you think?"

The gonzo style journalists back Alias up into, on his hands and knees, NKWC.

TABLE TOP! Alias falls like a house of cards!

"Classic! I like this guy!"

And NKWC flops onto him for the pin! An XWF official drops his boom mic and starts counting...

One....


TwoooooooooOOOOOOOoooooo....

Kickout!

"I don't like him THAT much!"
Posted by NorthKoreanWarCriminal - 05-27-2021, 01:13 PM
Bam!

All of a sudden a microphone appears in front of Alias' face.

Another! A third! A fourth!

"Alias! Alias! Over here! Alias!"

"Alias! You're taking on Lycana in a double cage match this Sunday! How have you changed your workout regimen to climb not one but TWO cages?"

"Alias, have you thought about how you're getting to the Moon this Sunday? Have you considered fuel efficiency or style a bigger factor in your travel plans?"

"ALIAS! WHO ARE YOU WEARING?!?"

The gonzo style journalists back Alias up into, on his hands and knees, NKWC.

TABLE TOP! Alias falls like a house of cards! And NKWC flops onto him for the pin! An XWF official drops his boom mic and starts counting...

One....


TwoooooooooOOOOOOOoooooo....