Hello Ladies and Gentlemen! Welcome to the XWF Xtreme Champion lockerroom. I'm Mean Gene Okralund and we just wanted to break the news of the Champions latest ongoings!

Mainly the huge dump he's taking right now in the confines and security of his own personal toilet! I can tell you right now folks, it's not all roses right now in the world of Xtreme.
I've been trying reach him for comment and get inside the champs on how he prepares himself for the strenuous task of dropping doodoo while under the constant threat of attack but he's extremely focused.

Luckily we're safe here, because who wants to pin a man while he's turtling a log out of his booboo hole...

Ominous light flickering.

For fuck sake not this bitch again....

Ominous Lightning strike. Thunderous thunder.



Yep...sorry champ.



Music blares through the PA and it can mean only one thing!


Oh my gawd the lights come back on and the champ still on the throne watches helpless butt clinched tight as his privy door rattles and shakes before being ripped completely off and there stands before him the Ultimate One!

He tries to move but BOOM he catches a big boot right to the face that floors him leaving his ass in the air turtle and all but no worries because the Ultimate One doesn't care for the Xtreme Title and runs out as quick as she entered!