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Clowns R' Us 2000 - Schadenfreude Clown - 03-01-2026 Leader(if any) and/or Members: The clowns have no REAL leader, well except for Born Leader Clown but he doesn't count. Ennui Clown Triskaidekaphobia Clown Schadenfreude Clown Enigmatic Clown Noir Clown Southern Gentleman Detective Clown Damsel Clown Femme Fatale Clown Mob Boss Clown Corrupt Mayor Clown Adultery Clown Ethical Non-Monogamy Clown Doesn’t-Want-To-Be-Choosy Just-Wants-To-Get-Groovy Clown Pastrami-Sandwich-on-Rye Clown Tuna-Melt Clown Open Face Club Sandwich Clown Detective Clown Cop Clown Police Sergeant Who’s Getting Too Old for This Shit Clown Meter Maid Clown Dick Clown Gumshoe Clown Third Clown That Speaks Spanish Sometimes But Really Doesn’t Have A Thing Clown Foot Fetish Clown Black Militant Clown Acts Like a Vampire Clown Acts Like a Human is Actually a Vampire Clown Count Clown Count Dracula Clown Vampire Hunter Clown Frankenstein's Clown Special Guest Referee Clown Regular Appearance Clown Knows the Host & Gets Free Tickets Clown Bouncer Clown Bouncy Clown Pounce Clown Ounce Clown Announce Clown Hop, Skip & a Jump Clown Only-Aroused-By-Rhetorical-Minutiae Clown Aroused-By-Rhetorical-Minutiae-But-Also-Other-Things Clown Making-Sure-Other-Clowns-Are-Consistent-With-Their-Whole-Deals Clown Making-Sure-Making-Sure-Other-Clowns-Are-Consistent-With-Their-Whole-Deals-Clown-Is-Consistent-With-His-Deal Clown Butcher Clown Butcher Clown’s Wife Clown Confident-His-Own-Niche-Fetish-Has-Universal-Appeal Clown Deeply-Ashamed-Of-His-Fetish-That-Actually-Does-Have-Universal-Appeal Clown Comedy-Rule-Making Clown Rules-of-the-Road-Making Clown In-Denial-Regarding-His-Ugliness Clown Taxidermist Clown Extended Analogy Clown Analogy Clown Limited Analogy that Really Only Works in One or Two Contexts Clown Innuendo Clown Presumed-Innuendo Clown Goblin Clown Fantasy Archetype Clown Anime Clown Anime Protagonist Clown Got Isekaid Clown General Clown Major Clown Major Malfunction Clown Private Clown Private Conversation Clown Private Matter Clown Private Sector Clown Private Eye Clown Private-Eyes-They’re-Watching-You-Clown 40-Soldiers-in-a-Well Clown 39-Soldiers-in-One-Horse-Costume Clown Final Girl Clown Serial Killer Clown Skeptic Clown Septic Clown Sepsis Clown Step-sis Clown Simple Country Lawyer Clown Big Time City Lawyer Clown Self-Determination Clown FourSquare Clown LinkedIn Clown Vine Clown Facebook Clown MySpace Clown Friends with Tom on Myspace Clown Mystery Solving Clown Lazo the Bank Clown Pennzo the Blank Clown that makes sure all the pens remain on their chains Nose Flicko Clown Business Clown Salaryman Clown Crazy Clown Sane Clown On the Verge of Losing It Clown The Straw That Broke The Camel’s Back Clown Ornithologist Clown Entomologist Clown Cryptozoologist Clown Microeconomics Clown Macroeconomics Clown Microscopic Clown News Clown Co-Anchor Clown Mr. Serious Clown President Clown Vice President Clown King Clown Queen Clown The First Clown Romance Clown Space Clown Food Cart Clown Drill Sergeant Clown Stand-up Comedian Clown Secretary of Defense & Wordplay Clown Correction Clown Incorrect Correction Clown Misattributed Quote Clown Misdirection Clown Dibs Clown No-Takesies-Backsies Clown Auctioneer Clown Early 2000s RomCom Antagonist Clown Neglected Fiance in a 2000s RomCom Clown Lifetime Movie RomCom Antagonist Clown Lifetime Just-Kinda-There-in-Her-Hometown Romantic Interest Clown Loves Changing Letters on Whiteboards Clown Umpire Clown Centerfielder Clown Outfielder Clown Designated Hitter Clown Shortstop Clown Scorekeeper Clown Postal Worker Clown Uber Driver Clown Minimum Wage Clown Maximum Wage Clown Leading Man Clown Protagonist in an Early 2000s RomCom but not Leading Man Type Clown Small Town Girl Trying To Make It in the Big City Clown Inappropriate Comedy Clown Bad Timing Clown Great Timing Clown Murders for Sport Clown Murders for Money Clown Murders for Cadbury Crème Egg Clown May Have Gotten Carried Away Clown Was Actually Carried Away Clown Raised by Wolves Clown Raised by Clowns Wolf Raised by the Mean Streets Clown Lowered by the Serene Suburbs Clown Violent Outburst Clown Bottles-it-Up Clown Exposition Clown Loves Exposition Clown Only Likes Exposition in the Form of Stylized Flashbacks Clown The Clown of Monte Cristo Knights of the Clown Table Moby Clown Huckleberry Clown Chuck Berry Clown Hey Chuck, it’s Your Cousin, Marvin… Marvin Berry! You Know That New Sound You Were Looking For? Well Listen to This Clown Is a Talking Car Clown Is a Regular Car Clown Is a Clown Car Clown Clown Clown Point Guard Clown Shooting Guard Clown Guard-Shooter Clown Guard-Shooter that Can Also Play Shooting Guard Clown Small Forward Clown Small Backward Clown Norm Grekin Power Forward Clown Power Washing Clown Power Scaling Clown Power Button Clown Center Clown Off-Center Clown Adjacent to Center Clown Not Perceivable by Cardinal Direction Clown Existential Dread Clown  Mild Existential Discomfort Clown  Overly Specific Phobia but Won’t Say Which One Clown  Ambiguously European Clown  Postmodern Clown  Pre‑Postmodern Clown  Insists He’s Not a Clown Clown  Insists Everyone Is a Clown Clown  Read Exactly One Philosophy Book Clown  Wrote Exactly One Philosophy Book Clown  Thinks He Invented Irony Clown  Misunderstands Irony Clown  Overexplains Irony Clown  Irony Clown  Earnest About Everything Clown  Earnest About Nothing Clown  Earnest About One Very Weird Thing Clown  Collects Antique Keys Clown  Collects Antique Doors Clown  Collects Antique Doorbells Clown  Rings Doorbells Then Runs Away Clown  Runs Away Before Ringing the Doorbell Clown  Rings the Doorbell and Stays Clown  Always Slightly Damp Clown  Always Slightly Too Dry Clown  Smells Like a Very Specific Candle Clown  Speaks in Perfect Iambic Pentameter Clown  Speaks in Perfect Hexameter Clown  Speaks in Perfect Gibberish Clown  Spoiler Clown  Narrates Other Clowns’ Flashbacks Clown  Narrates His Own Flashbacks Incorrectly Clown  Narrates the Present Tense Clown  Narrates the Future Tense Clown  Narrates in Passive Voice Clown  Narrates in Second Person Clown  Foreshadow Clown  Red Herring Clown  Deus Ex Machina Clown  Plot Hole Clown  Cold Open Clown  Bottle Episode Clown  Clip Show Clown  Merchandise Clown  Limited Edition Variant Clown  Misprint Clown  Factory Error Clown  Mint in Box Clown  Has No Box Clown  Is the Box Clown  Outside of the Box Clown   Always in the Wrong Place Clown  Always in the Right Place Clown  Always in the Place You Least Expect Clown  Always Behind You Clown  Always Ahead of You Clown  Always One Step to the Left Clown  Always One Step Behind the Beat Clown  Always On Beat Clown  Always Off Book Clown  Always On Book Clown  Has Never Read the Book Clown  Wrote the Book Clown  Optioned the Book for Television Clown  Adapted the Book Poorly Clown  Adapted the Book Too Faithfully Clown  Acting Like a Different Clown Clown  Has Too Many Secrets Clown  Has One Very Obvious Secret Clown  Has No Secrets and That’s Suspicious Clown  Knows Everyone Else’s Secrets Clown  Knows One Secret and Misuses It Clown  Knows Nothing and Is Proud of It Clown  Knows Too Much About Trains Clown  Knows Too Much About Clouds Clown  Knows Too Much About Clowns Clown  Knows Exactly What You Did Last Tuesday Clown Human Suffering Clown Human Loving Clown Plutonic Love and Admiration Clown Where’s my Hug Clown Understand Boundaries Clown Crosses the Line Clown Geographical Clown Geometry Clown Geothermal Clown Scary Clown Not So Scary When You Get to Know Him Clown Lovecraftian Eldritch Horror Clown Exists Between The Mind and The Real Clown Zombo the Zombie Clown And Corpse-O, the Clown who appears to be dead Invisible Clown If members each have distinctive roles, list them: Self-explanatory Manager(if any): Manager Clown Dirty Southern Heel Manager Clown Stoic Face Clown Stands on the Apron and Amps Up the Crowd Clown Plays for Time Clown Cutaway Gag Clown Attractive and Gets The Attention of the Cameramen Clown Always Reaching for the Hot Tag Clown Coach Clown Cutman Clown Throws Hat on the Ground and Stamps on it When a Play Goes Wrong Clown Hand-Signalling Clown Flight Traffic Director Clown Skywriter Clown Smoke Signal Clown Cue Cards Clown Accomplished Director Clown Type of Team(Stable, Tag or Trio): Stable, Tag Date of Formation: 20XX Alignment(Heel, Face, Neutral, etc): Clown Theme Music: Clowns have no one music, they enjoy anything they enjoy and do not care for one particular song to represent them. That being said, HIT IT JOE! Signature Moves: Pratfalls Jokes Japes Gags Bits Tomfoolery Tomwisdomry Shenanigans ShenaniGUNS Cream Pies Banana Peels Pranks Planks Pants Ants Ans As A Finishing Moves: FOOD FIGHT!: The Clowns throw a huge food fight. CLOWN TRAIN!: When an opponent is in the corner, all 100+ Clowns get into a clown car and drive around the ring before rushing into their opponent POOL PARTY!: The Clowns spray their opponents with spritzer, novelty flowers and buckets of water (sometimes water is replaced with packaging peanuts which is VERY funny). TOTAL HUMILIATION!: One Clown kneels behind an opponent and another Clown pushes the opponent over the kneeling clown causing them to fall over onto their back! A devastating manoeuvre. The angle, storyline or swerve (if any) that brought them together: Clowns strong together. Additional Info: Clowns will do anything as long as it is funny, if it ain't funny it ain't Clown!