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Coward - KENTUCKY - 03-06-2026
"Lemme tell y'all somethin' right quick. My right hand is a tooth loosener, and my left is a certified lethal weapon. I got a phone call from an old friend who told me that the XWF had the faces that needed the hardest slappin's, and boy howdy was that the truth!"
"This sumbitch Mister Oz? WE ARE GOING TO SLAPBOX, BOY! Clear your goddamn calendar for the day after next Anarchy because you are gonna need to get fitted for a hearing aid after I pop that eardrum and start you talkin' like Marlee Matlin!"
"TUCK TAGGART AIN'T CAME TO PLAY!"
RE: Coward - Mr. Oz - 03-07-2026
"Stay in the back of the line, boy. You're not on my level. I take on people who give a fuck about wrestling. Give a damn about this life.
I can already tell that you are not worth my time.
Tell your "boy" while you go help him lube his asshole so he can GO FUCK HIMSELF!
Or you two can go fuck yourselves together.
Because anyone who told you to come after me?
They want you to die."
RE: Coward - KENTUCKY - 03-09-2026
"Partner you are the drizzling shits and everyone in this here company damn well knows it. Your whole damn career has been a shart in cheap sheets. Let me tell you three things what's gonna happen when I line my big ol' grizzly paw with that doughy lump you call a jawline.
ONE - you get to gaze longingly into your own eyes for the rest of time, because one SMACK with this here hand of mine and them two eyeballs you got are gonna be permanently cockeyed.
TWO - The only thing you'll hear for six weeks after I pop that eardrum like it was your mama's cherry will be your little internal monologue telling you that you fucked up when you messed with ol' Kentucky.
THREE - Right before you go night night you're gonna crap your BVDs. Better fall face first so you don't mash that turd up into your undies, junior. I heard they was your last pair!
Ozzy boy if I was you I would just suck it up and admit you don't want none of this bluegrass badass! YOU'RE GOING DOWN, SON!"
RE: Coward - KENTUCKY - 03-15-2026
"Looks like ol' Oswald is a FIGHT DUCKING BITCH just like I know'd he was!
Lemme spell it out for you Oz... YOU! ME! MARCH MADNESS PRE SHOW! SLAP BOX FIGHT!
You ain't got a single hair on your nutsack if you sit there and count the threads in your designer sheets instead of manning up and accepting this challenge. Not. Nary. One."
RE: Coward - KENTUCKY - 03-17-2026
Mr. Oz Said:" "
"He ain't said SHIT and ain't no one else done neither! Why stop at Missus Oz here? Bring out your big boys and watch me knock 'em silly! I'll slap Thias Watts' bottom lip over top his head 'til he starts signing his name Thiath Watth instead! Frances Marigold? I'll leave a blanket of ash on the ground where that boy was standing! Braddock? War Pig? WHOEVER WANTS TO GET SLAPPED, COME GET IT!"