Here at BOB, we aren't just building an army. We're building the future! That's why I'm proud to announce BOB'S newest signing, fresh out of wrestling school and ready to build towards his future.


Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to welcome our newest addition and the future of this business…














Twenty-year-old sensation…






















HARMON GRAYSON HAYES!

"NOPE! Not allowed! That's a loss of down and a ten second run off."

Yo Bihl, rules and bones my man. Know what they have in common?

"The bones are in my foot, and the rule is that if you keep with the BACKSASS, it's going RIGHT UP THAT ASS! Now back to your corner before I start a five count!"

"Keep recruiting... with luck, you just might find the first BoB member that isn't a clown."

"OFFSIDES!!!"

Funny, now keep telling everyone to raise their left hand so I can collectivly shove them all firmly up your ass!

(01-05-2021, 03:24 PM)Baphomet Said: "Keep recruiting... with luck, you just might find the first BoB member that isn't a clown."

Lots of things going into butts around here...

(01-05-2021, 03:55 PM)"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane Said: Lots of things going into butts around here...

"I know, right? Where's Corey at when I need him?"

(01-05-2021, 03:44 PM)Thunder Knuckles™ Said:

(01-05-2021, 03:24 PM)Baphomet Said: "Keep recruiting... with luck, you just might find the first BoB member that isn't a clown."

Geri will find the fuck out what it's like to be the punchline to this fucking joke. You and the rest of your little group will too, in fucking time.

"At last... of all the sheep... the one who wears its wool the proudest has decided to speak. You may be a legend here, but soon, you will be a myth... and a myth that will easily be discredited, disproven, and dismissed. Forgotten... with no legacy... just an image of hair that refused to evolve after the mid-eighties."

(01-05-2021, 04:21 PM)Baphomet Said: "At last... of all the sheep... the one who wears its wool the proudest has decided to speak. You may be a legend here, but soon, you will be a myth... and a myth that will easily be discredited, disproven, and dismissed. Forgotten... with no legacy... just an image of hair that refused to evolve after the mid-eighties."

Psst.

I'ma use your spine as a fucking Skip-It and the Tik-Tok of it will go viral.

Oop. Tick, tock.

You've wasted enough of the People's time.

Oh yeah, in case you forgot, we have a HULK Bourbon!

FUCKING TK A LEGEND!?!!?!? A LEGEND?!??!? LEGEND!?!? #Triggered

A Bourbon?

Miss suddenly very attractive frienemy o' mine, and you can steal my van whenever, there is more to that.

I am THE Bourbon. Accept no imitations.

And say my name all you want, the soon to be broken Left Hand won't bother to listen, and that's A-Okay in my book.

They're gonna sure as shit feel it.

(01-05-2021, 03:55 PM)"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane Said: Lots of things going into butts around here...

Got your attention.

Just sayin'.

Please accept my sincerest apologies. We have THE Bourbon!

Also, thanks for the compliment. I find myself spending much more time on my hygieneand that now that I'm in this body. No idea why. Used to not care.

Graves rubs her hand seductively across her skin tight leather lad bottom.

Uh, wanna make Vinnie's prediction cum true?

Fuck yeah this is what I’m talking about.... Fuck the Left Hand and fuck Marf that’s right bitch fuck you Marf.

Graves eyes Bobby down, head to toe.

With a shrug she says, "Why not?"

(01-05-2021, 05:21 PM)Shawn Wylde Said: Fuck yeah this is what I’m talking about.... Fuck the Left Hand and fuck Marf that’s right bitch fuck you Marf.

The fuck is this guy?

Hiya guy. You're not some asshole are you?

Is this guy an asshole?

And Miss Gravy, not sure I can offer you my heart, but perhaps I can show you another part.

(01-05-2021, 05:25 PM)Bobby Bourbon Said:

(01-05-2021, 05:21 PM)Shawn Wylde Said: Fuck yeah this is what I’m talking about.... Fuck the Left Hand and fuck Marf that’s right bitch fuck you Marf.

The fuck is this guy?

Hiya guy. You're not some asshole are you?

Is this guy an asshole?

And Miss Gravy, not sure I can offer you my heart, but perhaps I can show you another part.

"Nah bruh I'm no Asshole just a friend of a friend." Shawn pulls his mask up to his nose revealing a smile. "Its all good big guy."

Without a word, Graves takes Bobby by the hand and leads him outta here to some where a little more private.

Probably the women's restroom if we're being honest.

Robbie gives a big ole' thumbs up. Looking over his shoulder, he grins and hollers one word.

[Color=#ff6347]Analingus![/color!]

Graves enters the room. Her hair's a mess and she looks like Hell.

"Yo, fair warning!"

"I just had this pussy jackhammered by the wrecking machine, and that same wrecking machine is going to wreck all you Left Hand pussies next!"

Bobby walks back in, blood all over his mug, a grin from ear to ear.

This is not all mine.

(01-05-2021, 05:21 PM)Shawn Wylde Said: Fuck yeah this is what I’m talking about.... Fuck the Left Hand and fuck Marf that’s right bitch fuck you Marf.

How’s Renee? Tell her I miss her...bitch

(01-05-2021, 04:05 PM)Alias Said:

(01-05-2021, 03:55 PM)"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane Said: Lots of things going into butts around here...

"I know, right? Where's Corey at when I need him?"

Heh heh, yeah.

Wait...what?

Oswald chuckles, seeing the new recruitment, before looking at Miss Graves.

"Good choice, but next time, I want to be told of who the fuck you're choosing to recruit. I do not want anyone recruiting anybody that can be considered a weak link."