Wrestler's Real Name: ???

Wrestler Age/Date of Birth: ???

Height: 6’8”

Weight: 260 pounds

Hometown: Guadalajara, Mexico

Alignment (Face? Heel? Antihero?): Incomprehensible

Pic Base: Puddles Pity Party

Backstory/Important Character Details: Ennui Clown is the most forlorn, listless, aimless clown luchadora this side of the Mexico delta. One day, a promoter in Mexico asked him if he wanted to try out for the XWF. He shrugged and said “I guess…” which is the same thing he said when asked if he wanted to hold his firstborn son. He isn’t happy to be here, but he also isn’t happy ever.

Strengths: Physically strong, surprisingly nimble

Weaknesses: Wholly unmotivated, low morale

Entrance Theme Music (Provide YouTube link as well as name and version): “War Pigs” by Puddles Pity Party

Ring Entrance (PLEASE write one out for use in match/show writing): As the show comes back from commercial, Ennui Clown is lying face down in the ring. He’s not unconscious, just kinda bummed.

In-Ring Style (Technician? High Flyer?): Powerhouse

10 or More Standard Moves:
Snapmare
Paintbrush
Bulldog
Fireman’s Carry
Got too sad to list any more moves, sorry :(

Trademark Move Name(s): Case of the Blahs
Description(s): Big Boot

Finishing Move Name(s): The Doldrums
Description(s): Impaler DDT

Favorite Hardcore Attacks/Spots:

Additional Notes (What are some things that they would ALWAYS do? Or would NEVER do?):

Never Smile