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YourHighnessofViolence · (01-07-2026)

JENNY TWO BELTS

*clears throat, and beautifully I may add*

"It may not be reflected on the XWF website yet—chalk that up to bias, neglect, or the kind of bookkeeping that usually precedes a class-action lawsuit—but titles don’t become real because a web intern remembers to hit “publish.”

They become real because of timing.

Because of leverage.

Because the right business decision is made when the moment demands it.

So let’s start here: thank you to Charlie Nickles, for being enough of a businessman to recognize what was best for this company right now, in this moment, whether the rest of the office was paying attention or not.

And let’s be perfectly clear about something else.

WARFARE results are final.

There are no returns.

There are no refunds.

And there are no rewrites.

JENNY MYST—despite what the website says (or fails to)—IS YOUR XWF X-TREME CHAMPION.

Now… here’s where it gets uncomfortable for the people who rely on technicalities to survive.

She is not a contracted wrestler here.

She has not signed a full-time contract.

And she has no obligation to play along with the fiction that this place is currently functional in any sort of meaningful way. (pulls up Jonathan Barrows number in her contacts)

Which means this championship?

It stays with her.

It stays with her while negotiations continue with whatever semblance of management still exists inside this bubble-puddle of afterbirth masquerading as a federation. It stays with her while adults figure out whether they’re running a company or a daycare with entrance music.

And because this fed insists on enforcing its ridiculous, juvenile 24/7 rule—seriously, that thing reads like an OSHA violation waiting to happen—Jenny Myst will defend herself at all times, in all places, against any and all backstage attempts to separate her from what she already owns.

But let’s be crystal clear:

There will be NO officially sanctioned XWF title defenses until such time.

Not in a ring.

Not with a referee.

Not until a real contract exists.

Facts are facts.

Rules are rules.

There are only two genders.

And to everyone confused, angry, or drafting forum posts through clenched teeth—

Have the day you deserve."

2026 MYSTMANAGEMENT LLC

TOXIK PRODUCTIONS

ELON MUSK · (01-07-2026)

”lol.”

“lmao even.”

“Hello, Jen. It’s me.”

“The (one-third) owner of the company that owns that shiny new belt around your waist.”

“Just checking in. You having fun bouncing around on my television screen?”

“Ducking my talent’s challenges?”

“Not fucking working?”

“You might have missed it cuz you just rolled in from bumfuck WGWF with that plastic Toys ‘R Us belt over your shoulder,”

“But here?”

“At PPVs?”

“ALL BELTS ARE ON THE LINE.”

“We just had a War Games over it as a matter of fact,”

“So, call your lawyers!”

“Call your union rep.”

“Call your wardrobe consultant and fire him.”

“But the MOMENT you pinned the champ and secured that belt?”

“You became bookable.”

“And at Snow Pain, Snow Gain?”

“Since you just wished us all the day we deserve?”

“I’m going to give you the MATCH that *you* deserve.”

Samael Dyson · (01-07-2026)

(01-07-2026, 08:51 PM)YourHighnessofViolence Said:

YourHighnessofViolence · **01-07-2026, 11:12 PM**

(01-07-2026, 10:28 PM)ELON MUSK Said: ”lol.”

“lmao even.”

“Hello, Jen. It’s me.”

“The (one-third) owner of the company that owns that shiny new belt around your waist.”

“Just checking in. You having fun bouncing around on my television screen?”

“Ducking my talent’s challenges?”

“Not fucking working?”

“You might have missed it cuz you just rolled in from bumfuck WGWF with that plastic Toys ‘R Us belt over your shoulder,”

“But here?”

“At PPVs?”

“ALL BELTS ARE ON THE LINE.”

“We just had a War Games over it as a matter of fact,”

“So, call your lawyers!”

“Call your union rep.”

“Call your wardrobe consultant and fire him.”

“But the MOMENT you pinned the champ and secured that belt?”

“You became bookable.”

“And at Snow Pain, Snow Gain?”

“Since you just wished us all the day we deserve?”

“I’m going to give you the MATCH that *you* deserve.”

lol.

Lmao, even.

Hi, Elon. Cute flex. Real ‘dad bought the network’ energy.

You’re right about one thing though—once I pinned the champ, I became bookable.

Here’s the part you missed while you were counting fractions of ownership like Monopoly money.

I didn’t duck challenges.

I exposed leverage.

You don’t own me because you own a logo. (btw---copyright infringement btw?! I mean come on, that's not even creative! And I thought the Vinnie/Theo era was boring. Gee wizz....)

You don’t control me because you own a screen. And that belt around my waist? It didn’t become real because you tweeted about it.

It became real because I won it. Fair and square. 'Company rules', yes? Any time, anywhere.

You say all belts are on the line at PPVs?

Cool.

Then it shouldn’t scare you that I’m holding one hostage.

You call it ‘not fucking working.’

I call it collective bargaining for one.

You want me at snowball or whatever other lame ass name you hastily slapped on a year open pay per view??

Perfect.

But understand this before you finish typing your next smug paragraph—
I don’t show up because you tell me to.

I show up when the price is right, the contract is real, and the match is worth the damage.

And since you’re so generous about giving people the match they deserve?

Make it unsanctioned.

Make it inconvenient.

Make it expensive.

Because the moment I step into your ring under your rules—

I’m not your talent.

I’m your problem.

See you at the snowstorm.

Or not.

Either way?

The belt stays with me until someone proves—on paper, not a URL—that they deserve it.

“Oh—and one more thing, since you’re so confident in the rulebook.

There’s a loophole for everything. You should know that, its how you built your 'empire.'

And as your favorite orange hued power-top once said—very elegantly—

Play stupid games. Win stupid prizes."

YourHighnessofViolence · **01-07-2026, 11:17 PM**

(01-07-2026, 10:51 PM)Samael Dyson Said:
(01-07-2026, 08:51 PM)YourHighnessofViolence Said:

U mad bro?

Samael Dyson · **01-08-2026, 01:47 AM**

(01-07-2026, 11:17 PM)YourHighnessofViolence Said:
(01-07-2026, 10:51 PM)Samael Dyson Said:
(01-07-2026, 08:51 PM)YourHighnessofViolence Said:

U mad bro?

Nah just marveling at your continued inability to shut the fuck up even as your losing again. Your insistance on doubling down on your stupidity over and over is as astonishing as it is pitiful.

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