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Vinnie Lane
XWF Owner

Vinnie Lane was a regular competitor back in the XWF but rose to power... Somehow? Nobody is really sure how or why this happened, but it did, now it's everyone's problem.
OOC: Site Owner

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The Trillionaires
Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos and Mark Zuckerberg Da Zucc
CEO, CFO & COO(L Dude)
Majority Shareholders & Management Group

Disclaimer: I have been told to write pleasantly about The Trillionaires ignoring any opinions I may or may not hold.

When the XWF was struggling financially, these heroes, these kings amongst men, came to our aid. Like angels from heaven, they held out their hands and took the XWF and all their talent onto their shoulders and raised us from the depths of irrelevance into the shining star we are today. Making the XWF the greatest wrestling company in the world. Thank you, Trillionaires! Thank you!
OOC: Elon Musk is Site Admin

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Peter Principal
Warfare General Manager

Peter is a meek and nervous man, but boy can he put on a show! Our top GM here at XWF, Peter works tirelessly to ensure each show is incredible and the wrestlers here thank him for that by hospitalising him every other month. Keep up the good work, Pete!
OOC: GM, Match Writer & Judge

"Big" Dick Lichter
Anarchy General Manager

Not much is known about Dick, mostly because he refuses to talk to me. He seems angry a lot but he makes a great show and has built a good rapport with the talent.
OOC: GM, Match Writer & Judge

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Elton Llewellyn Orville (ELO)
Statistician, Mathematician and Historian

ELO is a huge nerd but he's a necessary nerd. He calculates how well people have been doing and ranks them as such using methods that seem eldritch to me on a monthly basis. He helps keep track of title changes, wins, losses, histories! He's a busy guy! And one day I do fear he will use his great mind for evil.
OOC: Archivist, Statistics for the Site & Judge

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Atticus Gold
Head of Graphic Design

Atticus spends most of his days on the computer trying to download illegal versions of Photoshop that corrupt XWF HQ on a weekly basis. He should have been fired by now but somehow he manages to keep producing logos and posters the bosses find “acceptable”. He also hosts Savage with Liam Desmond when the need arises or when it’s Halloween.
OOC: Site Graphics, Occasional Match Writer & Occasional Judge

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Liam Desmond
Head of Video Archives

Liam’s story is one worthy of a movie that releases on a mediocre budget with 1 big name actor attached to it. Being the best intern Vinnie Lane has ever seen to soaring through the mail room promotions like none other; Desmond landed a cushy job looking at and sorting old tapes. Way to go Liam!
OOC: Occasional Match Writer & Occasional Judge

Below is staff that do not have accounts on XWF and can be used in RPs and segments (within reason) without permission.

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Steve Sayors
Resident Interviewer

Poor Steve, always the constant professional but the guy can never catch a break, used to be people putting him in the hospital every week now he’s just getting his ear talked off by all those Hixx family members! Least he’s able to pay rent!

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“The Always Composed” Pete Rose
Backup Interviewer

Pete is from a bygone era, an era of indie wrestlers who stumbled over every syllable in their promo in a company that wrestled in a barn and only had enough money to do the one take. Now he’s here! Carrying on that no-nonsense journalism he was famed for!

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Todd Moschitti
Head of Production & Anarchy Commentator

Todd was once a humble cameraman, now look at him! Making the shows and promos look as good as they possibly can be, all the while commentating Anarchy alongside Bama T. and sneaking the occasional treat out of craft services.

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Bama T.
Anarchy Commentator & Dog Walker

Former star linebacker for Crimson Tide back in the 80s, Bama found a permanent home at Anarchy where he’s been a staple of the brand for years as well as his little dog, Sassafras. Woof!

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Jacuinde Cuauhtemoc
Warfare Commentator & Media Manager

Jacuinde began his XWF journey as a simple media man for Vinnie Lane's side project, the Lingerie Football League team of the Tenochtitlan Quetzalcoatl, based in Mexico City. Since then, he has proven himself to be an invaluable asset when it comes to social media relations. He has taken on a new and exciting opportunity as play-by-play for Warfare.

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Joe Rogan
Warfare Commentator & Podcaster

Elon hired him.

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Pip Collins
Production, Consultant & Booker

Pip was an incredible commentator for Warfare, he had the gift of gab. So gifted in fact he somehow talked his way into 3 different promotions. A consultant, Pip? A consultant for what!?

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Chaz Bobo
Head Referee
Chaz has wanted to be a referee their whole life. And they’ve made that dream come true being our top referee here in the XWF. Fair, unbiased and wanting to see as good a match as the audience.

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Cece Adeyemi
Referee

Cece is the most no-nonsense woman you’ll ever meet in your life. Try to use a weapon? Out! Closed fist? Out! Try some lame twin magic bullshit? You and your twin, out! She’s terrifying, honestly.

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Tony “Muscles” Marinara
Referee

Tony tried out to be a wrestler once long ago… He wasn’t good at it but Vinnie saw potential and gave him a shot to be a referee. Turns out, not great at that either, he may be a little crooked and willing to accept bribes but look at those biceps! Mamma mia!

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Marty the Robot
Robotic Referee

One day in Whole Foods, Vinnie saw this stupid robot gliding around and out of the blue decided to smack an XWF sticker on it and bring it in as a referee. Questioned about this by the other staff, Vinnie simply replied, “It’s funny.” Which it was and Marty has been doing an excellent job ever since.

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Ref Grok
AI Referee

Elon’s personal pick for the optimal referee. Ref Grok is biased and coded to act how Elon sees fit, cheating out those against his reign but favorable to his allies. Can you smell what The Grok is coding?

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Roman
Referee

Alleged bastard son of XWF Legend Centurion, Roman was put to work in the mail room but due to a very violent beef with Ari Silverstein he was quickly moved out and now can be seen roaming the halls in a ref shirt, just waiting to spring into action.

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Ari Silverstein
Mail Room Tech & Backup Referee

Ari is a stoner loser but boy can he sort some packages and hate mail like you’ve never seen! He’s been looking for a chance to prove himself time and time again failing in classic stoner movie fashion.

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Tig Collins
Ring Announcer & Backstage Interviewer

Tig used to have a silly last name, then she married Pip Collins and got rid of it. Tig has a big job, remembering all the new faces that walk in, nailing their entrances and often she’s forgotten about with people barely hearing her. We blame the loud music that people choose and the insane decibels of roars coming from our live audience.

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Nipsey Russel
Timekeeper

A lot of people thought Nipsey Russel died, a lot of people were wrong. Turns out he’s been the timekeeper for the XWF since 1999! Ring that bell, Nip!

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Tommy Gunn
Chief of Security

Freelance mercenary, gun nut and professional power lifter. Tommy Gunn is XWF's Chief of Security and "Hand of the King" serving as the King of XWF's personal bodyguard along with an army to rival the power of a small nation.

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Taco
Director of Craft Services & Good Boy

Vinnie’s pet pig is the sweetest, most adorable creature you’ve ever laid eyes on. Director of Craft Services may just be an honorary title and might hold no real authority but who could say no to that face? He’s often seen waddling around backstage with a rogue croissant sticking out of his little mouth.

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