Hey folks! Bobby Sales here again with some exciting news! Now I know last week didn’t look great, but I had Centurion on the ropes! Right where I wanted him! If I didn’t trip and fall over the top rope, I would have won. But that’s besides the point! A new week, a new chance at a sale, and what are we selling this week? Well, nothing but the very BEST for the people of the XWF! 



Beautiful, ain’t it? ShamWOW, the most absorbent towel on the entire planet, and I’ll fight anyone who tries to tell you otherwise. 

You can do SO MUCH with this thing! Wash your car with it! Dry your dog with it! Soak up your opponents blood with it! Stop having boring towels, stop living a boring life. If you want a sneak peek as to what this baby can do, you’ll see it work on Mr. Roman Numerals this week on Anarchy! Now I don’t know squat about the Romans or their numerals, but I do know a lot about selling, and for just $200, I can sell this dude a new name. One that true Americans can pronounce, at least. 

You need me to make this guy bleed? I can do that. I’ve made some folks bleed before. Ask Tommy Vindizi about that, he’ll tell you all about it. And you know how he stopped the bleed! That’s right…ShamWOW! 

This product is amazing folks, and for only $149.99, I can get you one of your own! And Ex Vee Bro, I’ll give you one for free. Consider it a “free trial”, because I’m going to demonstrate the absorbent power of ShamWOW on your face!