Samael Dyson is watching anime. He's giggling like a schoolgirl in his locker room at an XWF live event, having survived the first round of the March Madness tournament and retaining his X-Treme title. The title which is lying on a table behind him. In comes Solomon Kline. He grabs the X-Treme title and smashes it over the back of Dyson's head. He goes for the cover.

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1x UGWC Conquest Champion
2x XWF X-Treme Champion 

Samael kicks the fuck out!

He then gets up, throws this couldn't make it past the first round trash off of him, and squints at the TV like he's seeing it for the first time. 

Was I watching anime? What the fuck! That shit is for dorks and losers like Solomon Kline, not pillars of masculine virility like me. I must be high as shit!