Hello everybody my name is Roger and I would like to have a say to all the boys and girls and men and women and gender neutral and non binary and intersexy and aliens and fish and cookie monsters out there a big happy giant new HAPPY NEW YEAR!

I just got done having a party at my favourite shop of all time whose name is Aldi where I had one quarter of a glass of peach schnapps and danced the night away with Tom Jones and Norah Jones and my mate from the pub Jonesy who always cheats at limbo but I still love him anyway like a shark loves yellow fin tuna and all of a sudden I found a door that I thought was a walk in cooler so I could have a munch on some frozen berries like I like to do after drinking a quarter of a glass of schnapps of any flavour and then all of a sudden I was here in the XWF 24/7 Hallways where Charlie and Nickie were passed out because they had no one else to spend the New Years with and so I passed out too on account of the schnapps and I fell on top of Charlie but not Nickie Tom Jones was there again and he started counting.

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Kick out!

That was a really boring kick out but thank you for listening to my tale!