Jordan Penn
"The Blacque Sheep" Jordan Penn
XWF FanBase: Hardly anyone to be honest (booed by most fans; hurts people even when not supposed to; often angry and shitty)
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04-25-2026, 10:53 PM
“Oh Frances, just another failed experiment by Holly Cambric. Last we saw you, you were called upon as a replacement for Solomon Kline’s team at War Games. This was supposed to be the new and improved Frances Marigold. Really, you just replaced your constant drinking with a needle. Once an addict, always an addict. While you looked impressive in the match, you did nothing to help the team win. I have no love lost for Kline, but if you’re going to make a showing like that, why show up at all?”
“I wanted to believe that you had come a long way since getting handily demolished in your debut by my former weapon. A match that saw you fall through a table, a broken drunken mess surrounded by splinters. Fitting that you and I get to mix it up in a tables match. Sorry, flaming tables. You made a mistake in coming back. Especially when you signed up to face me. What XXXVI did to you last year will be tame compared to what I’ll do. Thing is, it’s not even personal. I don’t give a fuck about some drunk named Frances Marigold. You’re stuck in the past and your present is frankly depressing. I’m not sure if you’re still juicing on that drug that Cambric gave you, but regardless, it won’t make you smarter. It won’t help you keep up with me. I’ve studied your matches. I’ve identified your strengths and weaknesses and I will exploit them. A rabid dog can’t be cured, but it can be put down.”
“You do like to fight. You love a good hardcore match. You get off on making your opponent bleed. We have that in common. You can’t do worse than anything I’ve already been through. You can bruise me, but I’ll give back twice what I’ve been given. Any match where I can use my whip or any other weapon is a good one. I’ll leave you with war wounds and then cauterize them with the cleansing fire of the flaming tables. See you Monday, you big oaf.”
Fratrum inimicitiae
Accomplishments: 1x King of Elevation, 1x XWF Anarchy Tag Team champion w/ XXXVI (As The Director), UGWC Conquest Champion [b](As The Director) , XWF Tag Team champion w/ Charlie Nickles (current)[/b]
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