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Jay Fetu · **08-16-2026, 02:39 AM**

With Anarchy on XWF returning from a short commercial, the XWF Universe was wondering what was

going to happen next on the final Anarchy before Relentless, until...

''UUUUUUU-SOOOOOOOO.''

The Eugene crowd instantly rose to their feet, giving their Uce a loud pop with his music playing

while they sang along to it as Main Event Jay Fetu made his way through the crowd. Jay had some

of the younger fans get up from their seats, stand next to him, and once the beat dropped, they YEET'd along with him.

Fetu would eventually head down the steps, shaking hands with the XWF Universe until jumping the

barricade. He dapped up Todd and Bama, then got into the ring, climbing the turnbuckle and

hyped up the crowd until they once again did it all in unison. Jay finally got down and grabbed a

microphone, standing in the center of the ring as his music cut away.

Main Event| Jay Fetu: Aye. Aye. I know ya'll gon' see me later next week when I handle things wit'

my Sistah from anothah Distah, my Uce the Geek Goddess... Deena Hixx ' gainst landerson Taggart,

but right now? We got some business to handle, Uce, sooo... Eugene, Oregon!

They cheered. They knew exactly where Jay was going with that.

Main Event| Jay Fetu: Main Event, Jay Fetu is now in yo' CITTYYYY!!!

YEET!

Main Event| Jay Fetu: That's right, we got some business to handle after what happ'ned last Thursday. jus' like Miss Furry and Cent, I was also in the triple threat, and if ya'll didn't know what

happ'ned last Thursday, that triple threat turned into a Steel Cage to face Miss Furry Anarchy Championship at Anarchy. If ya'll saw, you seen I had thangs cookin',

YEET!

Main Event| Jay Fetu: Sure I al'ready had one match accepted, but two? At the littlest show of the

Summer? I could deal wit' it, but it didn't happ'n, because... of this.

All eyes went on the titantron as a small replay for the triple threat played what happened that

caused Jay's loss, which was followed by boos. The replay ended and the camera went

back on Uce.

Main Event| Jay Fetu: Now here's an Uce when for the past few weeks have been throwin' round words like hard work, like grit, and then pulls a move like that?

Main Event| Jay Fetu: Ay yo, Kentucky, Landerson and Deena, how 'bout you three come out here, we can have a quick chat 'bout thangs befo'

next week's four-way match, and before you get this YeetDown, you three deserve at Anarchy, Uce.

YEET!

Both YEETS were used to disrupt Taggart, Landerson, and Hixx's thinking and cut them off. It made them take a Quick deep breath to shake their annoyance away.

Main Event| Jay Fetu: Well... damn.

That's all Uce could muster out in those few seconds while standing across Taggarot. Landerson and Hixx. It was highly unexpected, especially with certain members of the Anarchy roster he's

been dealing with. he could hear his words and see the look in Taggarot's face that he was sincere

about all of that.

Main Event| Jay Fetu: This is somethin' I certainly didn't expect, Uce. What I should really be doin'

is kickin' yo three teeth down yo' teeth fo' costin' me a chance to also wrestle fo' the Anarchy Champion. I've had enough folks pull some shady-ish on me the past few days, but none of'

em ever manned up like you three have, right

now. I can respect it, Uce. Still don't change the fact that after our four-way Taggart, Landerson and Hixx gets a title shot

next.

Feud might be over, but as far as last Thursday and next week go, the beef could be everlasting.

Main Event| Jay Fetu: Tell you what, Uce. Let's ask the people. Eugene, Oregon... ya'll, you heard

the man. Should I stand here and accept what sounded like their sincere apology? Ya'll know what to do.

YEET!

Main Event| Jay Fetu: Aight, Uce.

Main Event| Jay Fetu: Consider yo'self lucky because if thangs were like how they were in the past,

you'd be on the mat right now, pickin' up yo' teeth, but I'm tryin' to do thangs differently from the

rest of my fam; but don't get thangs twisted, Uce, you facing two men and one woman wit us next week but Anarchy, I'm givin' you three the match they all want to see, and I will beat that ass Yeet.

Main Event| Jay Fetu: I haven't fo'getten, Uce, and you can count on it fo' that exact thang to happ'n, so how 'bout we give these fine folks here in Eugene a small preview, huh?

Jay dropped his microphone, taking a step back as the XWF Universe cheered, also wondering what

Uce was about to do. He gave a nod to Taggart, Hixx, and Landerson and extended his hand towards him. A sign of respect. Landerson, Taggart, and Hixx would drop their microphone, extending his own hands and shaking Jay's hand, and that's how the scene would fade.

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