Hello Raion.

I'm sure you've noticed by now that I've tossed my hat in the ring to be a potential challenger for your Universal Championship on the July 1st episode of Warfare. Turns out I wasn't a man of my word. I said I'd fight you if I pinned you in the Finals of War Games, didn't I? I challenge you took such umbridge too.

I guess we all saw how that went. 

But I'm not going to be denied. Make no mistake. This isn't a plea. This is a declaration. I should be the one you CHOOSE to face at Warfare. No, no lazy letting fate take the wheel Raion. 

I'm sure you'll probably say there are others more deserving because I've been away. But the fact is I've put more blood sweat and tears into the XWF than YOU.  So if you want to talk about who deserves what have at it. 

Make a choice Kido. Pick me. 

Or pick cowardice. 

Your move.

"... Cunt you've been missing for like a year, the fuck you chattin? If anything I should have a shot at the Uni because I pinned Kido unlike you! The fuck is this you're giving you fuckin' whiny cunt!? Go back to crying how Jenny went too long you fuckin' sack."

Holder of the most wins in the XWF (Mostly house shows)

Holder of the most draws in XWF (All on Anarchy)

Winner of Sickest Cunt of the Year 2020

Winner of Greatest Wrestler who ever lived 2022

Holder of the world's rarest pog collection (Valued at $200)

Owner of Ned Kaye's cat that Ned named Deepthroat for some weird reason

Voted most feared man by Centurion (Twice!)

(06-09-2023, 05:59 PM)Noah Jackson Said: "... Cunt you've been missing for like a year, the fuck you chattin? If anything I should have a shot at the Uni because I pinned Kido unlike you! The fuck is this you're giving you fuckin' whiny cunt!? Go back to crying how Jenny went too long you fuckin' sack."

I don't think your Raion Kido.

"Nah, I'm the cunt who pinned him."

Holder of the most wins in the XWF (Mostly house shows)

Holder of the most draws in XWF (All on Anarchy)

Winner of Sickest Cunt of the Year 2020

Winner of Greatest Wrestler who ever lived 2022

Holder of the world's rarest pog collection (Valued at $200)

Owner of Ned Kaye's cat that Ned named Deepthroat for some weird reason

Voted most feared man by Centurion (Twice!)

(06-09-2023, 06:01 PM)Noah Jackson Said: "Nah, I'm the cunt who pinned him."

And I'm the cunt who made it further in War Games than you.

(06-09-2023, 05:59 PM)Noah Jackson Said: "... Cunt you've been missing for like a year, the fuck you chattin? If anything I should have a shot at the Uni because I pinned Kido unlike you! The fuck is this you're giving you fuckin' whiny cunt!? Go back to crying how Jenny went too long you fuckin' sack."

“You merely ate a cake four other people prepared before you."

(06-09-2023, 05:48 PM)Corey Smith Said: Hello Raion.

I'm sure you've noticed by now that I've tossed my hat in the ring to be a potential challenger for your Universal Championship on the July 1st episode of Warfare. Turns out I wasn't a man of my word. I said I'd fight you if I pinned you in the Finals of War Games, didn't I? I challenge you took such umbridge too.

I guess we all saw how that went.

But I'm not going to be denied. Make no mistake. This isn't a plea. This is a declaration. I should be the one you CHOOSE to face at Warfare. No, no lazy letting fate take the wheel Raion.

I'm sure you'll probably say there are others more deserving because I've been away. But the fact is I've put more blood sweat and tears into the XWF than YOU. So if you want to talk about who deserves what have at it.

Make a choice Kido. Pick me.

Or pick cowardice.

Your move.

“I have never stated anything of the sort, and I am not about to start now."

(06-09-2023, 06:06 PM)Raion Kido Said:

(06-09-2023, 05:59 PM)Noah Jackson Said: "... Cunt you've been missing for like a year, the fuck you chattin? If anything I should have a shot at the Uni because I pinned Kido unlike you! The fuck is this you're giving you fuckin' whiny cunt!? Go back to crying how Jenny went too long you fuckin' sack."

“You merely ate a cake four other people prepared before you."

(06-09-2023, 05:48 PM)Corey Smith Said: Hello Raion.

I'm sure you've noticed by now that I've tossed my hat in the ring to be a potential challenger for your Universal Championship on the July 1st episode of Warfare. Turns out I wasn't a man of my word. I said I'd fight you if I pinned you in the Finals of War Games, didn't I? I challenge you took such umbridge too.

I guess we all saw how that went.

But I'm not going to be denied. Make no mistake. This isn't a plea. This is a declaration. I should be the one you CHOOSE to face at Warfare. No, no lazy letting fate take the wheel Raion.

I'm sure you'll probably say there are others more deserving because I've been away. But the fact is I've put more blood sweat and tears into the XWF than YOU.  So if you want to talk about who deserves what have at it.

Make a choice Kido. Pick me.

Or pick cowardice.

Your move.

“I have never stated anything of the sort, and I am not about to start now."

Is...is this a yes?

It's not, is it?

"HAHAHAHAHA! Cunt you didn't win it either!!! Fuck me! You are such a bitch! You didn't win it, you didn't pin Kido unlike me and now you're acting like a pick me girl tryna get his fuckin' attention! You fuckin' suck, cunt."

Holder of the most wins in the XWF (Mostly house shows)

Holder of the most draws in XWF (All on Anarchy)

Winner of Sickest Cunt of the Year 2020

Winner of Greatest Wrestler who ever lived 2022

Holder of the world's rarest pog collection (Valued at $200)

Owner of Ned Kaye's cat that Ned named Deepthroat for some weird reason

Voted most feared man by Centurion (Twice!)

(06-09-2023, 06:06 PM)Raion Kido Said: “You merely ate a cake four other people prepared before you."

"Nah, I wrecked your shit cunt, stop tryna weasle your way out and make excuses on losing like ya did with Vaughn."

"Corey, this cunt is dodgin' your question you should be PISSED!"

(06-09-2023, 06:07 PM)Corey Smith Said: Is...is this a yes?

It's not, is it?

“I thought it was clear already?"

"Gotta say it in simple words, Kido, cunt's been gone a year he's forgotten how this works."

Holder of the most wins in the XWF (Mostly house shows)

Holder of the most draws in XWF (All on Anarchy)

Winner of Sickest Cunt of the Year 2020

Winner of Greatest Wrestler who ever lived 2022

Holder of the world's rarest pog collection (Valued at $200)

Owner of Ned Kaye's cat that Ned named Deepthroat for some weird reason

Voted most feared man by Centurion (Twice!)

(06-09-2023, 06:10 PM)Raion Kido Said:

(06-09-2023, 06:07 PM)Corey Smith Said: Is...is this a yes?

It's not, is it?

“I thought it was clear already?"

I would like you to state for the record that you're ducking my challenge, yes.

(06-09-2023, 06:10 PM)Noah Jackson Said: "Nah, I wrecked your shit cunt, stop tryna weasle your way out and make excuses on losing like ya did with Vaughn."

"Corey, this cunt is dodgin' your question you should be PISSED!"

"Vaughn did cheat, and I don't recall Jenny Myst or Dolly Waters being a part of our match. Nor do I recall Sarah Lacklan being still in it, either. And I think, if I am not mistaken, that Bobby Bourbon hit a move before you did."

"He's scared, Corey! You got him on the ropes, cunt!"

Holder of the most wins in the XWF (Mostly house shows)

Holder of the most draws in XWF (All on Anarchy)

Winner of Sickest Cunt of the Year 2020

Winner of Greatest Wrestler who ever lived 2022

Holder of the world's rarest pog collection (Valued at $200)

Owner of Ned Kaye's cat that Ned named Deepthroat for some weird reason

Voted most feared man by Centurion (Twice!)

(06-09-2023, 06:13 PM)Raion Kido Said:

(06-09-2023, 06:10 PM)Noah Jackson Said: "Nah, I wrecked your shit cunt, stop tryna weasle your way out and make excuses on losing like ya did with Vaughn."

"Corey, this cunt is dodgin' your question you should be PISSED!"

"Vaughn did cheat, and I don't recall Jenny Myst or Dolly Waters being a part of our match. Nor do I recall Sarah Lacklan being still in it, either. And I think, if I am not mistaken, that Bobby Bourbon hit a move before you did."

"Yeah but who pinned ya, you dumb fuck?"

(06-09-2023, 06:12 PM)Corey Smith Said:

(06-09-2023, 06:10 PM)Raion Kido Said:

(06-09-2023, 06:07 PM)Corey Smith Said: Is...is this a yes?

It's not, is it?

“I thought it was clear already?"

I would like you to state for the record that you're ducking my challenge, yes.

"Your failure to comprehend a "yes" is not my problem."

(06-09-2023, 06:14 PM)Raion Kido Said:

(06-09-2023, 06:12 PM)Corey Smith Said:

(06-09-2023, 06:10 PM)Raion Kido Said: “I thought it was clear already?"

I would like you to state for the record that you're ducking my challenge, yes.

"Your failure to comprehend a "yes" is not my problem."

Wonderful! Theo let's draw up the paperwork.

(06-09-2023, 06:14 PM)Noah Jackson Said:

(06-09-2023, 06:13 PM)Raion Kido Said:

(06-09-2023, 06:10 PM)Noah Jackson Said: "Nah, I wrecked your shit cunt, stop tryna weasle your way out and make excuses on losing like ya did with Vaughn."

"Corey, this cunt is dodgin' your question you should be PISSED!"

"Vaughn did cheat, and I don't recall Jenny Myst or Dolly Waters being a part of our match. Nor do I recall Sarah Lacklan being still in it, either. And I think, if I am not mistaken, that Bobby Bourbon hit a move before you did."

"Yeah but who pinned ya, you dumb fuck?"

"Which brings me to what I said at the beginning, yes: You merely ate a cake that four other people prepared before you."

"OOOOH he's calling ya stupid, Corey! You gonna take that?"

Holder of the most wins in the XWF (Mostly house shows)

Holder of the most draws in XWF (All on Anarchy)

Winner of Sickest Cunt of the Year 2020

Winner of Greatest Wrestler who ever lived 2022

Holder of the world's rarest pog collection (Valued at $200)

Owner of Ned Kaye's cat that Ned named Deepthroat for some weird reason

Voted most feared man by Centurion (Twice!)

(06-09-2023, 06:16 PM)Noah Jackson Said: "OOOOH he's calling ya stupid, Corey! You gonna take that?"

He can call me stupid all day provided I get what I want.

"Kinky!"

Holder of the most wins in the XWF (Mostly house shows)

Holder of the most draws in XWF (All on Anarchy)

Winner of Sickest Cunt of the Year 2020

Winner of Greatest Wrestler who ever lived 2022

Holder of the world's rarest pog collection (Valued at $200)

Owner of Ned Kaye's cat that Ned named Deepthroat for some weird reason

Voted most feared man by Centurion (Twice!)

(06-09-2023, 06:20 PM)Corey Smith Said:

(06-09-2023, 06:16 PM)Noah Jackson Said: "OOOOH he's calling ya stupid, Corey! You gonna take that?"

He can call me stupid all day provided I get what I want.

"Don't blame me if you end up not getting what you want. I did give you the chance to do so."

By the Divine… it must be settled.

Dolly shuffles her tarot deck

Who will defeat Raion Kido on Warfare? please say me. please say me.

Sweat drips from her brow as a card flips out of the deck. Her face bends with anguish as she examines the…


the fuck is this?

"You could all have a turn. Foursomes are fun, even if Kido isn't."

Ain't the responsible thing to do pitting Corey against Jackson...?

While Flynn actually gets a shot for WINNING Wargames.

There's lots of demanding and posturing in this lil space isn't there?

Hold up, waitaminute.

Corey, I think you aught to enjoy your retirement. Noah pinned Kido, right there in the ring, and Kido is doing the honorable thing and cooking up an excuse like the swell guy he is.

Noah, you sickest of Cunts, you don't listen to a word Raion says. He's full of defense mechanisms. Boring ass defense mechanisms.

Raion, you're like default wrestler one when you go into a create a wrestler in any wrestling video game since 1999. Grow a fucking mustache, shit anything to hide the fact you don't have a personality.

Dolly, what's up.

Kieran, THAT is kinky.

(06-09-2023, 11:11 PM)The King's Court Said: Ain't the responsible thing to do pitting Corey against Jackson...?

While Flynn actually gets a shot for WINNING Wargames.

There's lots of demanding and posturing in this lil space isn't there?

Chae, you're adorable, but go home.

Since Corey implied fellows like he and myself just have to ask for Universal Title shots, I'll take the winner.

(06-09-2023, 11:11 PM)The King's Court Said: Ain't the responsible thing to do pitting Corey against Jackson...?

While Flynn actually gets a shot for WINNING Wargames.

There's lots of demanding and posturing in this lil space isn't there?

" Good logic here, cunt, but if we do this because it makes sense than Corey's gonna throw a little hissy fit and cry because the shit cunt didn't get to jump the line for no reason."

"Bobby, big love, cunt."

"An' if Doc gets the winner than I want Kido, really rub salt in the wound."

"I'm not a self-centred manchild I'll wait for my Uni shot instead of begging for it like a toddler wantin' uppies."

(06-10-2023, 03:59 AM)Noah Jackson Said:
"An' if Doc gets the winner than I want Kido, really rub salt in the wound."

Awww, you already got me pegged as the winner. Thanks bud.

(06-10-2023, 05:02 AM)Corey Smith Said:

(06-10-2023, 03:59 AM)Noah Jackson Said:
"An' if Doc gets the winner than I want Kido, really rub salt in the wound."

Awww, you already got me pegged as the winner. Thanks bud.

I shoot a wink.

"Calls it like I sees it, cunt."

"Deserve, huh?"

"You can't run from yourself."

(06-10-2023, 07:16 AM)Ned Kaye Said: "Deserve, huh?"

Go ahead and speak your piece. Everyone else is.

"Yeah Ned, speak up and just add yourself into the conversation. Gee, the nerve of this cunt, right Corey?"

Holder of the most wins in the XWF (Mostly house shows)

Holder of the most draws in XWF (All on Anarchy)

Winner of Sickest Cunt of the Year 2020

Winner of Greatest Wrestler who ever lived 2022

Holder of the world's rarest pog collection (Valued at $200)

Owner of Ned Kaye's cat that Ned named Deepthroat for some weird reason

Voted most feared man by Centurion (Twice!)

"I don't have a long-winded spiel for you, Corey. You're not gonna obsess over my words like a Jenny Myst promo. And as Noah mentioned, it's not entirely my place to talk."

"Not yet."

"You can't run from yourself."

Flynn, who’s been in the back of the room this whole time, covers his mouth, so he’s definitely not speaking… OR trying to mask his voice.

”I dunno! Pretty sure if we wanna prioritize chances based on who who beat Kido, shouldn’t the first guy in line be… the snake that bit him at WarGames?”

Flynn then tried to simultaneously look around like ‘whoa, who said that?’, but also sound like two or three people murmuring with approval.

”*ahem*snake fight.” Flynn coughs, wanting to see a snake fight.

(06-10-2023, 10:28 AM)Ned Kaye Said: "I don't have a long-winded spiel for you, Corey. You're not gonna obsess over my words like a Jenny Myst promo. And as Noah mentioned, it's not entirely my place to talk."

"Not yet."

This is part of your problem. You'll let other people tell you when you can and can't speak. Which is a shame because you're one of the few people whose opinion I would respect.

(06-10-2023, 11:57 AM)Corey Smith Said:

(06-10-2023, 10:28 AM)Ned Kaye Said: "I don't have a long-winded spiel for you, Corey. You're not gonna obsess over my words like a Jenny Myst promo. And as Noah mentioned, it's not entirely my place to talk."

"Not yet."

This is part of your problem. You'll let other people tell you when you can and can't speak. Which is a shame because you're one of the few people whose opinion I would respect.

That means he's not worried about what you're capable of, Ned.

(06-10-2023, 12:32 PM)Bobby Bourbon Said:

(06-10-2023, 11:57 AM)Corey Smith Said:

(06-10-2023, 10:28 AM)Ned Kaye Said: "I don't have a long-winded spiel for you, Corey. You're not gonna obsess over my words like a Jenny Myst promo. And as Noah mentioned, it's not entirely my place to talk."

"Not yet."

This is part of your problem. You'll let other people tell you when you can and can't speak. Which is a shame because you're one of the few people whose opinion I would respect.

That means he's not worried about what you're capable of, Ned.

It means nothing of the sort. It means he's decent people so I'm much more inclined to listen.

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BUT EDWARD LIKE TO ENCOURAGE, SO EDWARD SAY THIS: REMEMBER, TRUE WARRIOR NOT FEAR BATTLE, EVEN AGAINST ODDS. EDWARD BELIEVE WARRIOR FIND TRUE STRENGTH IN FACING ALL CHALLENGE, NO MATTER HOW GREAT OR SMALL. EDWARD STRONGEST WARRIOR! EDWARD SHINIEST CHAMPION! AND LION NOT KING OF JUNGLE, BECAUSE EDWARD MASTER OF WILD!