Sometime in the midst of Charlie's match with Scoops, he pops out for a brief minute to go congratulate James Shark on his first sucesful title defense!

Unfortunately, on his way there, Charlie trips and falls right into the new, CURRENT CHAMPION's lap! 

A ref comes out from nowhere to count the pin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

One....Two....KICKOUT!


García thrusts his shoulder off the ground just in time, rolling onto his side, groaning in frustration.

¡QUE ACABO DE GANAR! ¿NO ME PUEDEN DEJAR DESCANSAR NI UN DÍA, FOR GOD'S SAKE?!

He slams his palm on the floor in sheer exasperation, glaring at the referee like they're the villain in his story. 

This is why I can’t have nice things...