Uh, dude?

Is that my woodshed?

What the fuck are you guys doing to Kitt in there?

KITT! KITTTTTT!?!?



Vincent runs over to the shed and swings the door open, but we can't see whatever it is that he sees that causes him to back away horrified.

All we know is that the sound of rubber squeaking against rubber is emanating from the shed, and Vincent slams the door before rushing back over to Bjorn.



You're fucked in the head, you know that Bjorn?

When Kitt's... done... or whatever... give him that belt. He won.

Winner and NEW Heavymetalweight Champion - Kitt Kennedy!

1. Obviously a true champion must have talent and charisma. No champion should have to hide behind some hideous crackpot gimmick. Everyone should be able to see the smiling face of their champion, especially mine...

2. There are certain stats that show that i am better than you. Wins and losses. Only one loss and two wins in three matches, pretty impressive don’t you think...

3. The skill set of a superstar by far determines their success. How do you think we got here? Regurgitating and covering the same old tired moves that every basic wrestler knows? Everyone comes to see me perform. Everyone deserves to see me biuld a reputation for this title that surpasses anything they have ever seen!