My plan was to ambush Altara Raven where she would least expect it which was at a coffee shop. In order to pull off a successful ambush, I needed to be under cover. First I tried to be a dancer which turned out bad and left me with bruises from the high heels. Then of course the next logical step in my mind was to be a shoe salesman which gave me similar results. 

So I posted up at a coffee shop in my disguise as an IT entrepreneur who was on a date with a coworker. Unfortunately, my date no-showed me and Angie, my supposed tag team partner, was too busy to fill the role of my ravishing date. So instead I paid a man and I quickly adapted to being undercover as a gay IT entrepreneur on a date. My mentor in Calgary always told me that the best in-ring workers can call audibles and work on the fly. 

This time I was wearing a sports team baseball cap and sporty polo. When they called Altara Ravens name, that was my cue. I ran up behind her and roller her up while executing the perfect bridge. Altaras coffee went flying onto a customer and the barista removed his apron to reveal that he was a referee all along. Creamers and cups go flying into the air as he slid across the counter to count the pin. 

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