Alex Richards attacks Matk Flynn using a giant meat fork. He stabs and pulls out Mark's right eye then does the same to his left stacking them like a kabob. He then tosses the meat fork to the ground and stomps the eyeballs. With the champion screaming in time Alex produces what looks like a shotgun. 

Alex: Actually its a nail shotgun. 

He knocks down Mark then shotguns several nails into each shoulder.  

What the fuck is this? 

Mark Flynn approaches. He notices Alex watching the horror scene on one of those feels like a thousand pounds 80s model tv sets. 

Alex: They do some remarkable things with cgi. Just wait for the picture in picture. 

Before Mark can express doubt that an 80s tv has picture in picture Alex overturns the set on Flynn. He sits on top as the referee enters making his count.