Holly C is at a bar when a handsome stranger buys her a drink.

She sips it and a few seconds later passes out completely, hitting her head on the bar.

The stranger drags her out a dew seconds later and no one says SHIT because they are terrified of him as he is a real man made of pure muscle and hardcore evil intentions huehuehuehue.

Cut to a hotel room where we see DARREN FUCKING DANGEROUS completely naked and finishing up spraying a bunch of whipped cream on his junk because the ladies love that shit.

Holly C (the C stands for CNC) is still out cold on the bed.



WAIT WAIT WAIT!



The voice comes over the camera - it's a party pooping XWF executive!


"Darren this stuff isn't allowed, you better stop right now."


"What the FUCK!? This is the X-Treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeme Wrestling Federation and I'm goddamn hardcore!"

Darren starts bleeding from anger.

"Besides, she said she loves it! I'm going in!"



"Darren goddammit just pin her, nothing else! Or it won't count!"



"FINE! Fucking PUSSIES! FUCK PETER PRINCIPLE!!!!"



Darren pins Holly.





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