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(Gravy_Xtreme_5000) · **12-22-2025, 07:09 PM**

Post show.

Backstage.

Presumably.

It’s dark…

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"Listen up, you caroling cowards!

Merry Christmas… or whatever hollow bullshit you spit out this time of year. I don’t give a fuck about your holiday!

That shit was a public execution!

Poor, exhausted Oz—third match of the night—legs like jelly—thinking he could survive the Darkest Warrior.

I folded that boy in half!

I broke him down piece by piece until he had nothing left!

Just like —I— did last Halloween!

But this time I had a special Christmas gift to Oz...

I turned that smug bastard into the world’s largest Smurf!

One… two… three!!!

Your winner, your destroyer, your soon to be Anarchy Champion… Michael Graves!

And if you don't like it, you can stuff it in your stocking, you ungrateful dummies!

Speaking of ungrateful dummies—you should be thankful I only left a warning, because:

I am the present you never wanted.

I am the trinket you can’t return.

I am the gift that never stops giving.

I am...

The next Anarchy Champion—and just like stage 4 butt cancer—there’s not a damn thing anyone can do about it!

Snow Pain, Big Gain!

Happy Hanukkah…

and a joyous Jew Year!"

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