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Scoops McGee · **04-11-2026, 04:17 AM**

(04-10-2026, 10:15 PM)JuliaC Said: "If I, Korvayne, and my partner pull off the upset of upsets against the Exiles this Warfare, we'll take on Diaperman Charlie and the Face Taker for the Tag Team Championship. Scoops, you old colostomy bag, you and your eight-bit loser protégé can take a hike. Nobody is touching those tag titles except me, UNLESS you really wanna up the ante and hop in for a three way tag but the same rules apply... whoever pins you is the new Universal Champion. OH and if I pin you or Paige, then I take the gold and Paige has to be my personal 'assistant' for 60 days. She has 'good little coffee fetcher' vibes.

But like, if I lose to the Exiles then book me in a handicap match against Scoops and Paige so I can starch their fugly faces because I literally hate their faces. So ugly.

Or book me however.

Whatevs."

Scoops looks utterly baffled as he stares at the new girl who just came in.

"Well, you keep yappin' like that, I doubt there's gonna be many people linin' up to team with you, girlie. That said, Charlie and Penn did decide to duck my challenge..."

Scoops snorted. "If we do this, you can shove the whole handicap challenge right up yer' ass. That ain't, and has never been, how I roll. But if you wanna dance that bad, at least you got more balls than Charlie does."

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