John Samuels
Whatever you are, be a good one.
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02-23-2015, 01:28 PM
"Ahhhh the classic Eli response: 'You're far wittier than I am so I'm going to pretend that I'm above verbal sparring.' And then you buy a box of tissues and enough Haggen Dazs to choke an elephant before slinking away to some dark corner to cry about all your inadequacies."
"The Kings aren't the top of the XWF because we hold the trios belts. We 3 are the pinnacle of greatness, who just so happen to hold the trios belts, don't get it twisted."
"Am I the weak link? Hell, I could be. Keep in mind however, that this weak link is:
A 2x XWF world champion. Can you say that Eli?
One of two men who have held both the Universal title and the King of The XWF crown. Can you say that Eli?
A member of the winning team at World War X. Can you say that Eli?
Someone who earned his European title by beating the champ, not by having him lay down for me. Can you say that Eli?
Oh and since we're on the subject, here's a good one:
Someone who has been relevant WITHOUT the aid of a group. Can you say that Eli? Lemme go ahead and answer that one myself. No. You haven't been important since Jesus was splitting loaves, boy. And surprise, surprise without the aid of the congregation Eli goes from big, bad, head-chopping lumberjack to a backwards taking sissy that can't even beat Sebastain Duke."
"Hopefully the store's stock of Chunky Monkey is going strong, because I get the feeling you're about to stock up like a 40 year old cat lady watching a Gilmore Girls marathon."
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1X - GOAT.
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