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Thunder Knuckles™ · (11-10-2019)

Thunder Knuckles, the giver of opportunities himself, is seen at a podium with a gavel. Everyone knows what time it is, but Thunder Knuckles will reassure you. He enters a voice that sounds so good it could talk a nun out of her dress.

OCTOBER 2019 STAR OF THE MONTH, is now up for auction. Who wants to IMMORTALIZED forever in XWF history? You will always be known as STAR OF THE MONTH OCTOBER 2019! the rules are simple highest bidder wins...unless you're Centcheerhimon your price is NINTY-FOUR THOUSAND xbux. Bidding starts now! We're starting the bid at FIFTY THOUSAND xbux.

Remember BigD? He's a champ now, all because 'Ol Thunder Knuckles sold him a shot at his choice of either the Hart Championship, which 'Ol Thunder Knuckles should be, but you're going to have to wait for that promo or the Television Title.

Also, if you have done business with 'Ol Thunder Knuckles before your bidding starts at THIRTY THOUSAND xbux.

I would also like to remind everyone that a vote for Drezdin/Knuckles 2020 is a vote for success and prosperity!

Let the bidding begin, mother fuckers!

**"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane** · (11-09-2019)

Amjetkun Socio holds up his little paddle thingy or whateverthefuck to let it be known he's making the first $50k bid!

"Yeeeah boyeee! THAT SHIT'S MINE BROH!"

Jim "the Jim" Jimson · (11-09-2019)

Jim snatches the paddle off amjetkun and bids 50.1k just in spite of socio

Centurion · (11-09-2019)

Is this even legal?

Scully · (11-09-2019)

"Considering I'll NEVER win this EVER again... I bid 53k!"

**"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane** · (11-09-2019)

"54k!"

"And screw you Jackenhoffer Jiminez!"

Madison Dyson · **11-09-2019, 05:10 AM**

I bid 100,000 XBux just to spite Lane who refused to give me a match with that pedantic vampire whore!

Noah Jackson · (11-09-2019)

I scoff like a cunt and twiddle my fake fancy mustache before standing to my feet. Madison doesn't even have 100k.

"69,420 xbux! That's the funny numbers, cunt."

Madison Dyson · (11-09-2019)

(11-09-2019, 05:36 AM)Noah Jackson Said: I scoff like a cunt and twiddle my fake fancy mustache before standing to my feet. Madison doesn't even have 100k.

"69,420 xbux! That's the funny numbers, cunt."

You were saying....? Never doubt that Madison Dyson is good for it.

Now raises bid to 105,000 XBux just to spite Noah.

Noah Jackson · (11-09-2019)

"Had some Nazi gold tucked away did ya, cunt? Well I see your 105k and up it to 169,420! Out of spite!"

Thunder Knuckles™ · **11-09-2019, 06:11 AM**

Spite or not I'm liking these numbers...bidding will conclude at end of the day. [OOC: like any deadline.]

Madison Dyson · (11-09-2019)

(11-09-2019, 06:04 AM)Noah Jackson Said: "Had some Nazi gold tucked away did ya, cunt? Well I see your 105k and up it to 169,420! Out of spite!"

The alt right traffics in BITCOIN! Duh. I've just using my elite team of computer dorks to steal it outright from others. Say bye to your nestegg, Lux.

Bid is raised to $200,000 XBux!

Noah Jackson · (11-09-2019)

"You cunt! Stop making me dip into my cereal royalties! @Fuzz lend me money! 205k!"

Scully · **11-09-2019, 09:09 AM**

"Vinnie Lane... Theo Pryce.. Any of you two..
Lend me some money please? I haven't been paid since I don't know when? Or just give me some... If not, I can sell you a member of my Flock?"

Vita Frickin Valenteen · **11-09-2019, 12:19 PM**

Look at you idiots trying to claim a prize that you didn't earn...

PATHETIC!

If you really want to win superstar of the month, go out there and earn it ya dweebs!

At least Noah is only bidding ironically!

Hi Noah!!!

XOXO

Thunder Knuckles™ · **11-09-2019, 12:24 PM**

Scully you should have been worrying about your paychecks before it became a problem. SECURITY!!! get this bum outta here

Theo Pryce · (12-28-2019)

500,000 Xbux

Griffin MacAlister · **11-09-2019, 10:49 PM**

"This entire real, actual quarter. Look it's shiny."

Thunder Knuckles™ · **11-09-2019, 11:21 PM**

SECURITY...take Griffin's paddle. you can have it back when you pay attention.

Griffin MacAlister · **11-09-2019, 11:36 PM**

"Awww... holy fuck, we're going to have a problem then."

"I gotts to pay attention... to you, wow, unbelievable."

"Well you lost me, Thunder Cunt. You can keep the quarter though."

"Consider it a gift."

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · (11-10-2019)

ill donate one of my lavish expensive cars for this ;)

plus a picture of my super dick

Griffin MacAlister · (11-10-2019)

"Peter, we've known each other quite awhile now, why are you offering dudes a pic of your dick?"

Thunder Knuckles™ · **11-10-2019, 12:46 AM**

Winner of the October 2019 Star Of The Month auction for FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND xbux, Theo Pryce! Once the funds are transferred we can get the ball rolling. In case the funds aren't transferred by midnight following day, Noah Jackson will be notified and will automatically become the new winner of the auction

Madison Dyson · **11-10-2019, 05:39 AM**

Theo's not good for it, plus he's management. Smells like bullshit!

I outbid Noah and raise my bid to $250,000 XBUX

Scully · **11-10-2019, 05:52 AM**

"Hey yo, Thunder.. Has Theo paid you yet?"

Noah Jackson · **11-10-2019, 06:06 AM**

"I call shenanigans."

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **11-10-2019, 10:21 AM**

Fn bullshit

Theo Pryce · (12-28-2019)

Tell you what TK, just to prove that my intentions are as pure as the driven snow, I'll draw up a contract for you and I to sign on the next Savage and once the contract is signed you will get your 500,000 Xbux. Would you like them in any specific denomination?

Thunder Knuckles™ · **11-10-2019, 11:58 AM**

Small, untraceable bills would be preferable. Thanks for asking. I would also like to thank everyone who came out to bid, even you Peter Fucking Gilmour!

Thunder Knuckles waves to the crowd of 'rasslers and walks off stage with the gavel still in hand.

Madison Dyson · **11-10-2019, 03:15 PM**

(11-10-2019, 11:41 AM)Theo Pryce Said: Tell you what TK, just to prove that my intentions are as pure as the driven snow, I'll draw up a contract for you and I to sign on the next Savage and once the contract is signed you will get your 500,000 Xbux. Would you like them in any specific denomination?

Hollleeeee FUCK, obvious trick is OBVIOUS.

Noah Jackson · **11-10-2019, 03:39 PM**

"I say we start a fucking riot, cunts! EAT THE RICH! KILL MANAGEMENT!"

Madison Dyson · **11-10-2019, 03:56 PM**

(11-10-2019, 03:39 PM)Noah Jackson Said: EAT THE RICH!

Whoa now Kangaroo Jack, let's uhhhhh let's not get TOO far ahead of ourselves.

But yeah TK, if you fall for this you're an even bigger mongoloid than I thought.

Thunder Knuckles™ · **11-10-2019, 04:30 PM**

You have to give the bidder a chance. Plus I've been paid for my matches...things in XWF seem be turning around for the better. #managementdesirvesachance

Theo Pryce · (11-11-2019)

**"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane** · **11-11-2019, 06:05 AM**

Wait wait wait...

We can just BUY it?

Who wants to be star of the month next month? My Venmo is open.

Jim "the Jim" Jimson · (11-11-2019)

(11-11-2019, 06:05 AM)"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane Said:
Who wants to be star of the month next month? My Venmo is open.

I'll give you 1xbux for SOTM of January 9576

**"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane** · (11-12-2019)

Sold! I'm gonna invest it in my fiance's crypto - Bitchcoin!

Atara Raven · **11-12-2019, 10:07 PM**

Bitchcoin, yet another thing she's inflated to the point of worthlessness...

Sorry. Couldn't resist.

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