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Atticus Gold · **04-03-2026, 06:22 AM**

Opt-in if you want to be on the show.

Don't opt-in if you're a COWARD!

Scoops McGee · (04-03-2026)

"I'll tell you fuckers what, if anyone connected to either SEB or BoB wanna step right on up to face me, then it's yer' lucky day because it's open season."

faceless · **04-03-2026, 07:51 AM**

Kendrick Lamar said at some point…Bing-bap-boom-boom-boom-bap-bam. So yes.

Kristoffer "Vamp" Arroyo · **04-03-2026, 09:27 AM**

Book the wampire.

Jordan Penn · **04-03-2026, 10:05 PM**

(04-03-2026, 06:31 AM)Scoops McGee Said: "I'll tell you fuckers what, if anyone connected to either SEB or BoB wanna step right on up to face me, then it's yer' lucky day because it's open season."

"Interesting choice of words from our new King of the Universe. I do believe I fall under this category."

Charlie Nickles · (04-06-2026)

(04-03-2026, 06:31 AM)Scoops McGee Said: "I'll tell you fuckers what, if anyone connected to either SEB or BoB wanna step right on up to face me, then it's yer' lucky day because it's open season."

I'm in....

But only if you put the big belt on the line.

Because otherwise?

I'll just stay home and play with a younger pussy than you.

RemiStorm · **04-04-2026, 03:55 AM**

I'm in for this one please

El landerson · **04-05-2026, 09:37 AM**

Bit Luchador is in

Rowan Vance · **04-06-2026, 03:56 AM**

*Hand Up* I'm in.

Deena Hixx · **04-09-2026, 01:00 AM**

Geek Goddess is definitely in

Asher Hayes · (04-10-2026)

Asher is here, due to peer pressure.

Samael Dyson · **04-09-2026, 03:01 PM**

(04-09-2026, 03:00 PM)Asher Hayes Said: Asher is here, due to peer pressure.

YES!!! HAHA!

Asher Hayes · **04-09-2026, 03:27 PM**

(04-09-2026, 03:01 PM)Samael Dyson Said:
(04-09-2026, 03:00 PM)Asher Hayes Said: Asher is here, due to peer pressure.

YES!!! HAHA!

I’m scared.

Scoops McGee · **04-09-2026, 06:21 PM**

(04-03-2026, 11:18 PM)Charlie Nickles Said:
(04-03-2026, 06:31 AM)Scoops McGee Said: "I'll tell you fuckers what, if anyone connected to either SEB or BoB wanna step right on up to face me, then it's yer' lucky day because it's open season."

I'm in....

But only if you put the big belt on the line.

Because otherwise?

I'll just stay home and play with a younger pussy than you.

"Even when you're callin' me out, you sound like a fuckin' creepy jackass..."

Scoops huffs and rolls his eyes, before continuing.

"You and your boah both called me out though, so in that case... I wanna up the ante a bit."

"Tag match. Main event of Warfare. You and Penn against me and Paige. If either one of you scores the pin on me, whoever does it gets to go main event Leap of Faith against Sebastian because you'll be taking the Universal title off of me. WHEN me and Paige beat yer' asses though... we'll be takin' the tag titles off of you."

"It's okay if you wanna say no, boah. That just tells me what yer' made of."

Charlie Nickles · **04-10-2026, 03:59 AM**

HA!

Poor little Scoops is so scared to face me one-on-one, I can smell the piss running down his leg. He must remember what happened last time.

But here’s the deal, jack:

Real Universal champions don’t hide behind the likes of “Paige”.

Real Universal champions don’t rely on other people to defend their belts for them.

So that must mean- you’re not a real champion…

You’re just a really bad champion, who’s over with the boys in the back cause you’re a little bitch who never challenges the man in charge.

If you and “Paige” (who the fuck is Paige?) want a shot at the tag belts-

Then you have to do something you’ve done before, Scoops.

You have to EARN it!

Scoops McGee · **04-10-2026, 05:12 AM**

"Boah, you can just feel the irony drippin' right now. We forgettin' who the fuck pinned you back in January for this same belt?"

"Oh, right. That was me."

"And here you are, tryin' to cut in line despite barely doin' jack since then."

"I'm givin' you the chance to prove your group is better than mine..."

"To get some revenge against me for gettin' that pin on you..."

"And you're runnin' scared."

"Like a coward."

"Like I said, boah, it's okay for you to be runnin' scared from me and try paradin' around somethin' that happened over a year ago now as yer' only lifeline."

"I just hope Penn over there sees the total lack of faith you got in him right now."

Charlie Nickles · **04-10-2026, 06:03 AM**

And now you’re bragging about matches you’ve lost?

How sad.

How fucking pathetic.

Your run in the XWF has been a complete embarrassment propped up by nothing more than buddy-style booking and all-you-can-lose title shots.

If you weren’t booked like a fucking make-a-wish kid, no one would know who you are. You’re like a blow-up doll: full of hot air, and filled with Elon’s cum.

What trillionaires dick did you suck for a shot at the TV belt?

The same one you sucked for a main event slot at Snow Pain, Snow Gang?

Your only claim to fame in the XWF is beating Micheal Graves.

Congrats, Scoops: I did that shit in my second month.

And I didn’t need Dickie Watson fluffing me to make it seem impressive.

You want a shot at the most prestigious tag-team belts in professional wrestling?

You’re gonna have to do something the GMs have never made you do before, Scoops…

You’re going to have to EARN it!

Nickles out!

JuliaC · **04-10-2026, 10:15 PM**

"If I, Korvayne, and my partner pull off the upset of upsets against the Exiles this Warfare, we'll take on Diaperman Charlie and the Face Taker for the Tag Team Championship. Scoops, you old colostomy bag, you and your eight-bit loser protégé can take a hike. Nobody is touching those tag titles except me, UNLESS you really wanna up the ante and hop in for a three way tag but the same rules apply... whoever pins you is the new Universal Champion. OH and if I pin you or Paige, then I take the gold and Paige has to be my personal 'assistant' for 60 days. She has 'good little coffee fetcher' vibes.

But like, if I lose to the Exiles then book me in a handicap match against Scoops and Paige so I can starch their fugly faces because I literally hate their faces. So ugly.

Or book me however.

Whatevs."

Scoops McGee · **04-11-2026, 04:17 AM**

(04-10-2026, 10:15 PM)JuliaC Said: "If I, Korvayne, and my partner pull off the upset of upsets against the Exiles this Warfare, we'll take on Diaperman Charlie and the Face Taker for the Tag Team Championship. Scoops, you old colostomy bag, you and your eight-bit loser protégé can take a hike. Nobody is touching those tag titles except me, UNLESS you really wanna up the ante and hop in for a three way tag but the same rules apply... whoever pins you is the new Universal Champion. OH and if I pin you or Paige, then I take the gold and Paige has to be my personal 'assistant' for 60 days. She has 'good little coffee fetcher' vibes.

But like, if I lose to the Exiles then book me in a handicap match against Scoops and Paige so I can starch their fugly faces because I literally hate their faces. So ugly.

Or book me however.

Whatevs."

Scoops looks utterly baffled as he stares at the new girl who just came in.

"Well, you keep yappin' like that, I doubt there's gonna be many people linin' up to team with you, girlie. That said, Charlie and Penn did decide to duck my challenge..."

Scoops snorted. "If we do this, you can shove the whole handicap challenge right up yer' ass. That ain't, and has never been, how I roll. But if you wanna dance that bad, at least you got more balls than Charlie does."

HeavensToBetsy · **04-11-2026, 08:54 AM**

(04-03-2026, 06:31 AM)Scoops McGee Said: "I'll tell you fuckers what, if anyone connected to either SEB or BoB wanna step right on up to face me, then it's yer' lucky day because it's open season."

"I was going to answer the call, but it seems everyone wants a spot on your dance card.

Another time, perhaps. But I'll be there... Booked or otherwise. This ought to be interesting."

(I'm in for whatever lol)

Frances Marigold · **04-11-2026, 08:24 PM**

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