Due to the events in Bobby Bourbon's promo for Leap of Faith, a ham sandwich pins Samael.

Due to the events in Samaels promo he is presently in Antarctica. But he kicks out anyway.

(OOC: the story we all deserve)

As Samael lay in Antarctica, as known to be, flirting with death and danger yett again like the true edgemost of humanity, an edgelord, if you will, is somehow above having a ham sandwich on them even though the odds of having a sandwich on you are microcismically small it literally has enhanced statistics due to the XWF. A coconut is more likely to kill you before a shark, statistically speaking. A ham sandwich, against all odds, landed on Samael given these circumstances:

...unless Samael can't tell someone else's story