Jordan mutters to himself. "You know, that Edgecrusher kid is actually kind of funny. Terrible wrestler, but humorous."

Just then, he spots Korvayne walking down the street with her Simp in tow. He runs toward her and taps her on the shoulder. When she turns, he hits her with a Devil Hook Drop, as a big fuck you to Charlie Nickles. He covers, going for the pin.

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Just as the ref's hand is about to hit the ground for the third time, that hand suddenly stops centimeters shy of earning Penn another championship. And why does said hand stop? Well, let's find out!

Penn looks at the ref in befuddlement. Oh, Penn. You silly goose. Have you not been paying attention the ART Foundation's modus operandi lately?

That ref's hand slowly turns into a middle finger at Penn and then the nameless red shirt ref rips their own face off revealing themselves to be....

REMI STORM!

It was a RUSE! Remi tosses the mask aside as Kor kicks out, sending Penn rolling away.

She helps Kor up as the Simp brushes her off.

"I just knew you were gonna try something, Penn," said Remi in her best douchebag effeminate SEB voice. 

The Chicks with Kicks giggle and skip away with the Simp waddling behind them.