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Hero Xtreme 7.9 · **04-09-2015, 08:51 PM**

The scene opens with NOCMM dragging a dead dog. He enters a pet cemetery and starts to dig a grave.

NOCMM: I'm not even going to quote Austin Fernando's shitty promo. There isn't a point in it. I've said it before, but if you don't mention the person who made the match the main event in the promo you shouldn't even bother. If you're not talking about my client and you're facing him, then why are you even talking? He's the one picking the winner of the contest, and he's one of two people anyone cares about in this match. God, the old skool fans and I don't care about your stupid beef with Dylan George.

NOCMM sets the dog corpse on fire.

NOCMM: We don't care about you either. The only thing we care about in the slightest is your opinion on the main eventers in the match. Your promos should be you begging God to let you win this match-up and be a main eventer like him and Sebastian Duke. You should be trying to please God. Your promos need to impress God and the old skool fans or you will never get anywhere in the XWF.

The dog corpse is reduced to ash after awhile and NOCMM sweeps the ashes into the grave he dug.

NOCMM: Your Mexican ancestry probably makes it difficult to make good promos. Mexicans have always been way too lazy to make a promo anyone could be proud of. This is a stumbling block you need to overcome, Austin. If you stick to the stereotypes that hold your people down then Mexicans will be lazy forever. No one likes a lazy Mexican, so put down your burrito, put down your small donkey, put down your tortilla chips, and cut a real promo for once in your life you stupid rookie. We're sick of you being bland and calling other things bland. It's bland. Mexicans should be better than that. Stop napping through life. Get out of your mom's pouch and hop on your own feet.

NOCMM covers the grave with dirt as the scene fades to an Xtreme shade of black.

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