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Tommy Wish · (10-05-2026)

This promo is going to be boring…

So boring that there's isnt even a starting scene…

So boring that ev–

Sike!

[It opens up to a room where we see Tommy in a sweater and black khakis. He stands in an eerie room that was inspired by Bray Wyatt's firefly funhouse. With him having kids' voices muffled off camera.]

Tommy: Hey yo world, its your favorite host Tommy Wish, and I have some special things to talk about today? Anyone want to take a guess?...

[“Accountability?” as one of the muffled voices echoes in the room.]

Tommy: OH yes, that's the special word today!... let me tell you what that means to me… in this life one has to be accountable for ones own…dark thoughts. How dark you may ask?

[Then image shows a cage with three look a alike of his opponents handcuffed on the walls, looking like husks of themselves screaming in pain. Then it shifts back to Tommy with a errie smile.]

Tommy: well I guess im accountable for one thing, making sure that those three men i– err I mean The Freak as locked in that cage. He wants to be able to bring his own twisted justice for the one belt he's wanting to get back again…

[Someone, maybe a stage hand, brings him a visceral, bloody, sewed up macabre variant of the X-Treme title on the table. He pulled out a knife under the table, and proceeded to stab the face that looked like sowed in Judd's face. Then stabs the side plates that looked like Mr Oz and XXXVI respectively.]

Tommy: oh my, i guess that I should take accountability for showing the kids and the innocents viewers of what it means to be a freak.. but

This program is interrupted by this ad read..

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[It abruptly cuts back to a purple hue room, with the Freak holding the stabbed belt on his shoulder.]

The Freak: Fuck them kids i say. And fuck them sponsors, fuck what you know is right or wrong. Be like Jay Fatu who demands title shots like if its cocain in the alleyway. Go rob a Armour truck, or go jump off a train tracks to feel alive again. Deep in the pits of my gut, i don't ever want to be accountable for what I will do in that ring. While Tommy is the reasonable one, I am not that grateful in that sense oh lord no!

[Then it cuts to the freak dishing out chair shots heard across the void to the chained up look alike(s); then he climbs the cage and sits on top of the steel structure holding the macabre belt.]

The Freak: I wished I had the sense to be accountable for the pain i will give to those in need, but im not normal. I dont even care who escape the cage at the end, because it doesn't matter because I can keep on coming for this belt, since it's still anyone game to steal the belt away from those people. I already know Charlie has his eyes set on that belt, or if its just him trolling for the sake of it. There's a reason why I stopped chasing it, maybe it was because I don't need it after that Julia C incident, maybe i don't need to be pinned by the entire establishment and have to justify why I needed to kick out of the heat of the moment.

But now, just like Pookie from New Jack City getting his final fix before being blown to bits… its calling me. This belt is calling me again, and its ringing in my ears for me to take it away from those who want it. I know full well im up against Judd, Ozz, and a roman numerical entity where one rule is to break out of the cage.

[Then i throw the belt in the mat, and jumped off the cage onto a padded floor.]

The Freak: All I will say is this… belt or not, I will not be held responsible or accountable for hurting these three victims of my path of rage, and i promise myself that if I don't escape that cage, then me and that belt will never ever cross paths for as long as I see it held on someone else. This is beyond title shot, this is my final decision to want to be the X-Treme man in this company, and even if don't get that belt…i will still haunt those who want to have smoke with me, in or out of that ring. Consider this as my warning, because once that steal cage drops, thats when all accountability of safety goes out the windows and someone will get some cage mesh on they faces and body.

Quote The Freak, Nevermore.

[Then from there it cuts to static, then fades to black.]

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