LiamRoberts
Procrastinating King
XWF FanBase: Hardly anyone to be honest (booed by most fans; hurts people even when not supposed to; often angry and shitty)
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Joined: Sun Aug 25 2019
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10-06-2026, 11:02 PM
Well, here we go again, for some reason I am a glutton for punishment and find myself back on the Anarchy roster for the thousand time. Will I stick around this time or will it be just like the last few times where I wrestled a few matches, got my ass kicked and then crawled back home to Canada with my tail tucked between my legs like Buffalo Bill dancing to Goodbye Horses, I guess time with tell but at the moment I am booked on the Pre-Show to wrestle some guy name Mc Edgecrusher.
I arrived at my hotel in Providence, Rhode Island a few days before Anarchy, but what else do I have to do with my life? I am nowhere close to being in ring shape, or do I really want to bother training or getting ready, but I do like the paycheck I get every time I walk into that ring, so here I am.
As I sit in my room catching up on the last few shows of XWF, the newest promo of my opponent comes on, I watch intently hoping I could find something that I could use to win a match. Once the promo ends, I flip off the TV and just stare out to nothing for a few moments before I start talking to myself.
Wow, that was something, so that is who am against this week. Yeah, this is not going to be fun as this guy must have at least 200lbs on me and seems a little . Wait, am I allowing to use the word anymore or will that get me canceled again? I really cannot handle having to move again after how bad the hate mail and death threats got the last time I said something stupid. Fine, he seems mentally challenged, like he only got a job with the company because of a Make A Wish gone wrong, but who am I to talk about how we got hired as I only ever got hired because my Dad used to be a well-known wrestler in the XWF.
So, MC you are most likely going to kick my ass on Thursday, so I guess congrats on finally getting a win. You finally did it Big Guy, I am so proud of you. I wonder if my father ever said those words to me as a kid instead of running away and starting a new family, would I have turned out like this or would I actually maybe care about my career and what legacy I would leave, would I have won some titles other than the pity title that no longer even exist. Ok I am getting sidetracked, what was I talking about again????? Oh yeah Anarchy and returning to the XWF for at least 3 matches. When I called XWF about coming back for a few matches while I didn't expect the main event, I did fucking think that I would at least be on the main show and not the pre-show wrestling to the 10 people that felted they needed to be early to the bonafide house show that Anarchy. The people that are more focused on getting their merch and snacks than anything happening in the ring. Oh well it is what it is and if the check clears who am I to complain about it.
Well Mc I guess I will see you on Thursday and the rest of the XWF it is good to be back, even if none of you even care.
Record
01-25-03
Titles
1x Heavymetalweight Champion
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