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Tommy Wish · **11-04-2026, 05:59 PM**

[We see Tommy not in gear, with a “Summer Page” impersonator who he bathes in a very provocative way in a hotel, instead of trying to drown her he rubs her body with soap and cloth. Then he pulls out a bottle of generic ass(™) whiskey and drenches it all over her body. Then he looks at the camera with smugness.]

T: Oh, hello, I didn’t see you there! You see I found this hoo–err I mean “impersonator” from music city strip, and invited her to my hotel. I felt lonely, and maybe horny so here we are in this bathroom, cleaning the one person who tried to kill not me but “The Freak”, and to be honest with y’all it is what it is. There was no way in hell I was gonna get that belt; even the voices said to me “you ain't serious enuff” or some shit like that, boo hoo.

[Something too hot for air gets blurred out, then he speaks to the camera again.]

T: Here I am, with a hooker… yes I admit a hooker, who screams summer page in my hotel room… who shall run off to the strip looking for others to claim harassment on the job by. You know what fuck it, i dont’ wanna cut shit let alone this promo for a very dumb, but “fun” stipulation where i gotta turn someone into a off brand barrel whiskey. I mean, as much as I'd love to run a distillery in Texas making some bootleg whiskey that can kill a person ... .that isn’t in the cards for me, yet at least.

I guess, something about -101 proof Liam Roberts stuffed whiskey does sound like a million dollar idea. Maybe, if i put him in one those barrels and ship him off to shady distillery that has a no face/no case act, then i’d quit XWF and live off human remains of Liam’s body turning into something bittersweet, but has that charm of loser in each bottle that send to various markets who dare to taste the man who’s only sense of worth is being a relative to the Mulkey Brothers in the past life.

Do I hate Liam Roberts?...

No, not really…..

Do I think he should be one of the Mulkey Bros?...

Maybe after I stuff him into a barrel and ship him off somewhere that needs a fall guy in the rings, then I'm doing him a favor for half the pay. As you can sense, i don’t really need to be invested in a one sided affair like this, because where I am at is a point of “no fucks given” era and whatever happens in Tenessay… may need to get stuffed in a barrel.

So Liam, let's boogie to some shitty country ass music and beat the piss out of one another until one of us gets turned into whiskey!

[It just fades off….]

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